Momster Mash
@lkristen.bsky.social
Wife of @jsdtweets.bsky.social . Human mom of J&M, cat mom of Trixie. Staunch defender of Pluto's planethood.
Probably reading @cozynoveltea.bsky.social
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Probably reading @cozynoveltea.bsky.social
🔥👖🌧️💃
Hi! I finally remembered my password.
September 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Hi! I finally remembered my password.
What's everyone up to?
January 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What's everyone up to?
We're watching Elf and James goes, "did they stop making cribs like that anymore because they don't want kids accidentally becoming elves?"
December 1, 2024 at 10:52 PM
We're watching Elf and James goes, "did they stop making cribs like that anymore because they don't want kids accidentally becoming elves?"
My diet today was mostly chocolate cake and Halloween candy, in case anyone was curious with how I was doing emotionally/mentally.
November 5, 2024 at 5:09 AM
My diet today was mostly chocolate cake and Halloween candy, in case anyone was curious with how I was doing emotionally/mentally.
JC Chasez is in a cat food commercial.
October 10, 2024 at 11:31 PM
JC Chasez is in a cat food commercial.
My mom goes "when you guys visit, I'll make spaghetti and meatballs - a real authentic meal", as if I'm not married to an Italian man. My kids are more Italian than my mom 😂
September 28, 2024 at 4:07 PM
My mom goes "when you guys visit, I'll make spaghetti and meatballs - a real authentic meal", as if I'm not married to an Italian man. My kids are more Italian than my mom 😂
These are things I get when I come check in on bluesky.
Apparently I was the 199,896th user😂
Apparently I was the 199,896th user😂
September 22, 2024 at 8:32 PM
These are things I get when I come check in on bluesky.
Apparently I was the 199,896th user😂
Apparently I was the 199,896th user😂
My children are repeatedly saying "whaaaaat?" like Lil John.
September 15, 2024 at 10:15 PM
My children are repeatedly saying "whaaaaat?" like Lil John.
I think it's time to delete my Twitter?
September 15, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I think it's time to delete my Twitter?
Does anyone still play PokemonGo? I need to make a new friend and would prefer not to add a rando from reddit.
August 20, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Does anyone still play PokemonGo? I need to make a new friend and would prefer not to add a rando from reddit.
The very cut Trixie's nails (I did not ask them to do this, nor did they mention it!) and they are incredibly short. Like I would be shocked if they didn't bleed when it happened.
Not a great thing to do to a cat who gets stressed out at the vet!!
Not a great thing to do to a cat who gets stressed out at the vet!!
August 17, 2024 at 3:13 AM
The very cut Trixie's nails (I did not ask them to do this, nor did they mention it!) and they are incredibly short. Like I would be shocked if they didn't bleed when it happened.
Not a great thing to do to a cat who gets stressed out at the vet!!
Not a great thing to do to a cat who gets stressed out at the vet!!
Welp. I can confidently say that Trixie claimed me as her person. Aside from her napping near me during the day and then sleeping on my feet at night, when I took her to the vet today, she was hissing at everyone while rubbing on my legs to protect me 😂
August 16, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Welp. I can confidently say that Trixie claimed me as her person. Aside from her napping near me during the day and then sleeping on my feet at night, when I took her to the vet today, she was hissing at everyone while rubbing on my legs to protect me 😂
I bought this for James today. I am the best mom in the world.
August 12, 2024 at 11:24 PM
I bought this for James today. I am the best mom in the world.
I love that I'm Latina but pepper (as in salt and pepper) is spicy to me.
August 12, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I love that I'm Latina but pepper (as in salt and pepper) is spicy to me.
I am a plumber. AMA.
August 11, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I am a plumber. AMA.
Hey, do you remember like 2ish years ago when my parents came to 'help' me with the boys while Joe was on a work trip but all they did was give me the 'rona? Welp, they came out this part weekend and gave it to my sister and her family.
August 5, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Hey, do you remember like 2ish years ago when my parents came to 'help' me with the boys while Joe was on a work trip but all they did was give me the 'rona? Welp, they came out this part weekend and gave it to my sister and her family.
Just got a summons for jury duty and honestly, wtf. They want me to report to a court house 45 minutes away from me (WITHOUT TRAFFIC) and I can't submit a request to be excused onlike. Ffs. What year is this?!
August 2, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Just got a summons for jury duty and honestly, wtf. They want me to report to a court house 45 minutes away from me (WITHOUT TRAFFIC) and I can't submit a request to be excused onlike. Ffs. What year is this?!
Can someone please bring me cake or a cupcake or like a box of Swiss rolls?
June 27, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Can someone please bring me cake or a cupcake or like a box of Swiss rolls?
James and Miles went to our neighbors' house for a little bit and James came home with about 50 Pokemon cards. At what point do I start getting nervous about how charming he is??
June 25, 2024 at 7:30 PM
James and Miles went to our neighbors' house for a little bit and James came home with about 50 Pokemon cards. At what point do I start getting nervous about how charming he is??
I went to clean Trixie's litter box and I'm not even mad she shit on the floor because the biggest fucking spider I've ever seen was trapped in her litter box.
June 25, 2024 at 1:59 PM
I went to clean Trixie's litter box and I'm not even mad she shit on the floor because the biggest fucking spider I've ever seen was trapped in her litter box.
Miles has a double ear infection. When Joe is home, he's fine. When it's me, he's a whiny mess. 🤡
May 31, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Miles has a double ear infection. When Joe is home, he's fine. When it's me, he's a whiny mess. 🤡
I only buy old lady shoes now. My feet have never been happier.
May 27, 2024 at 11:56 PM
I only buy old lady shoes now. My feet have never been happier.
My parents brought a bunch of stuff to our house. A lot of it I'll just end up throwing out (not sure why they didn't but 🤷♀️), but the boys are having a grand old time playing with my old polly pockets
May 20, 2024 at 11:55 PM
My parents brought a bunch of stuff to our house. A lot of it I'll just end up throwing out (not sure why they didn't but 🤷♀️), but the boys are having a grand old time playing with my old polly pockets
Everyone can see the northern lights but it's cloudy here and randomly fucking rained. Anyway, I'm not jealous at all and will def not be staying up until 2 am just in case.
May 11, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Everyone can see the northern lights but it's cloudy here and randomly fucking rained. Anyway, I'm not jealous at all and will def not be staying up until 2 am just in case.
Dropping a hint to Joe that the ads are correct: I would love a balloon bouquet from Party City for Mother's Day. It screams thoughtful and not last minute at all.
😂
(Joe please do not buy balloons)
😂
(Joe please do not buy balloons)
May 8, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Dropping a hint to Joe that the ads are correct: I would love a balloon bouquet from Party City for Mother's Day. It screams thoughtful and not last minute at all.
😂
(Joe please do not buy balloons)
😂
(Joe please do not buy balloons)