Rejected for a writing job by someone who used “whom” incorrectly in doing so.

Ordered coffee from a barista who pronounced it “expresso”.

#theidiotsarewinning

Has the US backed down yet regarding tariffs against Heard & McDonald Islands?

They should make a movie where Pete Davidson and Peter Davison switch places or something.

Just finished The White Lotus and realized that Lochy is basically a young Chris Lowe if there’s ever a PSB biopic.

I’m sure someone has already done this.

Strawberry is a pick-me flavour. I will not be taking questions.

“Tariffs? I think noot!”

Sure, a map of Chad looks like a guy in profile. But did you ever think about how Niger is more or less Pingu’s head?

Your own… personal… cheeses (or: Reach out and touch grapes)

When your book has four full pages of acknowledgements, it might be worth checking that you haven’t duplicated some names…

Found ad on the back of a magazine. Aside from the complete lack of contact info and the use of the non-word its’, the question arises: What is “sustainable luxury”? Turns out it’s yet more resorts, condos and some sort of luxury airline. Oh, but they use a bit of solar power so it all evens out.

🎶Steve don’t like it, take the ajvar, take the ajvar

That’s… not quite how you spell “merengue” even if the two words are putatively related. 🧁🪇

I feel like we don’t see enough of Smug Mickey.