Prof. LJP
@ljprof.bsky.social
Professor of criminology-legal studies, likely professing too much. True crime addict. Serial killers and cereal killers.
I wish someone would ask him to recite the Lord's Prayer and follow up with, What church do you attend in FL?
February 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I wish someone would ask him to recite the Lord's Prayer and follow up with, What church do you attend in FL?
vampires like blood on their hands
January 26, 2026 at 6:43 PM
vampires like blood on their hands
If all restaurants and hotels refused them service……
January 26, 2026 at 1:02 PM
If all restaurants and hotels refused them service……
I’d read this as an assumption that immunity will not shield and a civil suit is going to cost him.
January 11, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I’d read this as an assumption that immunity will not shield and a civil suit is going to cost him.
Large scale drug trafficking is punishable by death (federal, 1994 Act). Still…due process.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Large scale drug trafficking is punishable by death (federal, 1994 Act). Still…due process.
Miss Piggy is in love with a frog, after all.
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Miss Piggy is in love with a frog, after all.
he’s likely thinking about Scarface: “I told you to tell them you was in a sanatorium.”
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
he’s likely thinking about Scarface: “I told you to tell them you was in a sanatorium.”
18% of Louisiana residents are on SNAP.
November 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
18% of Louisiana residents are on SNAP.
But we are funding Argentina.
October 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
But we are funding Argentina.
To be fair, the traffic really is a nightmare.
September 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
To be fair, the traffic really is a nightmare.
There is no one outside of dated rom-coms and 80-something grandmothers that say, let alone write, "my love."
September 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
There is no one outside of dated rom-coms and 80-something grandmothers that say, let alone write, "my love."
If Dems were forced to walk and chew gum at the same time right now, they'd trip.
September 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If Dems were forced to walk and chew gum at the same time right now, they'd trip.
So who is stepping in weeks into the semester to finish this course for the other students? Especially since Dean and Chair are put on leave.
September 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
So who is stepping in weeks into the semester to finish this course for the other students? Especially since Dean and Chair are put on leave.
He looks and sounds like his skin is about to melt off of him.
September 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
He looks and sounds like his skin is about to melt off of him.
He couldn’t even name Texas Roadhouse, which is the busiest chain, long line.
September 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
He couldn’t even name Texas Roadhouse, which is the busiest chain, long line.
As the German saying goes, he has Backpfeifengesicht, a punchable face.
August 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
As the German saying goes, he has Backpfeifengesicht, a punchable face.
But Hillary’s emails….
August 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
But Hillary’s emails….
Since all of that would prevent someone from shooting through stained glass windows.
August 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Since all of that would prevent someone from shooting through stained glass windows.
Since Trump and his army of fools are making us super depressed on the daily, it looks like everyone qualifies.
August 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Since Trump and his army of fools are making us super depressed on the daily, it looks like everyone qualifies.
Where’s Jake Tapper and nonstop commentary about this mental incompetence?
August 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Where’s Jake Tapper and nonstop commentary about this mental incompetence?
Jackson MS has the highest homicide rate in the US.
August 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Jackson MS has the highest homicide rate in the US.
Reads like he is getting rid of the Republican party.
August 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Reads like he is getting rid of the Republican party.
Where do I get a DEI stamp?
July 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Where do I get a DEI stamp?