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CEO is a Pre-existing Condition
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Leftists firebrand more chill artsy vibe account
This smug ass Cassandra is accepting any apologies from libs who spent the last 5yrs on the other app harassing her for pointing out the obvious while your favorite pundits lied to you about Biden's mental faculties.
December 19, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Libs: I'm okay with clemency for bad people as long as its for the greater good.

Me: oh so that applies to crimes of poverty like shoplifting & public camping, right?

Libs: oh heavens no. I meant white collar criminals & fraudsters. Throw the book at the poors.
December 16, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Death is about to have one hell of a 2025 haul.
December 13, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Faucets are this one's jam. She's a daddy's girl.
December 11, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Eros.

You have no fewer than 4 cat fountains across this house with clean filtered water.

So *why* do you insist on the drinking out of the pitcher?
December 11, 2024 at 3:29 PM
He has a perfectly good, plush cat bed he uses all the time *in frame* and still keeps sleeping in a box whining if I try to move it.
December 11, 2024 at 12:57 AM
My morning routine of coffee and workout carrying this big insufferable baby on his favorite perch.
December 9, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Eros realizing he can hitch a free ride via Mom Enterprise's shoulder transport service.

Cute jerk
December 5, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Liberals: "Violence is never the Answer!"

Health insurance executives a day after most of the country cheers the broad daylight murder of one of their own:
December 5, 2024 at 7:20 PM
My Thanksgiving to do list finally looking manageable.

And Partner braved the grocery mobs to grab dessert.
November 28, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Meal prep started yesterday.

Got a duck dry brining, pretzels fresh out of the oven, homemade red wine rosemary cranberry sauce, and homemade bread Cubes for dressing.
November 27, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Same colors only accidentally poured backwards from one another.

Resulted in a pair of inverse sisters.

That said, I *Really* love this color scheme.
November 23, 2024 at 10:57 PM
What I've been up to over the last few days.
November 22, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Current art project.
November 21, 2024 at 6:25 PM
As much as I dread what Trump's second shitshow looks like, I am genuinely glad Democrats lost.

They keep proving how goddamn much they deserved it.
November 20, 2024 at 5:44 PM
In case we needed any more indicators we live in a post satire world:

Mitch McConnell is doing more to stop Trump than Joe Biden, Kamala Harris or most other senior Democrats.
November 18, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Eepy cute jerk who thinks I should abide by his schedule of being up ass crack of dawn.
October 19, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Cid is a firm believer in ass to mouth communication & doesn't understand why I'm terribly ill equipped to hear about his day on his terms.
October 14, 2023 at 12:25 AM
My spoilt brat cat.
October 13, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Woke up to seeing my partner started putting cabinet doors back on after I went to bed.

Such an improvement over black and red.
October 8, 2023 at 2:56 PM
So close to done with repainting the kitchen and the difference in the room's lighting is worth it alone.

Oh and no, I didn't paint any wood. Cabinets are cheap IKEA particleboard that deserves slathering in enamel.
October 5, 2023 at 7:59 PM
Today I start the process of bidding Adieu to my 2006 Hot Topic kitchen and embracing the old 20s with a yellow & mint scheme
October 4, 2023 at 12:56 AM
So uh, does the new junior Senator from California even live in the state currently, or are we just letting rich executives serve anywhere they have a vacation home these days?
October 2, 2023 at 6:33 AM
I never want to hear about needing to vote for Democrats on behalf of marginalized communities again.

They don't give a damn.
September 29, 2023 at 7:02 AM
Today's nanner bread.
August 26, 2023 at 9:55 PM