I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

In 1659, the the Puritans in Massachusetts enacted a law that declared that Christmas was sacrilege and exchanging of gifts, greetings, and wearing fine clothing on that day was Satanic. Anyone caught celebrating was fined 5 shillings. (About 5 days wages.)

The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.

The Blake Lively story just takes me back to this tumblr screenshot whose author I was never able to find

My 7 year old has been into debunking the Santa thing for a while, his latest theory (his words) is that Santa is actually just parents pretending, and that's why parents always look so tired. He said this in front of a bunch of kids while Santa read a story to them at the library.

Idk what to do with social media but this certainly seems nicer than twitter. Here is my pig, Ru Paul.