LJ
@ljbryant.bsky.social
she/her; writer of contemporary gender-diverse erotica and romance; genderqueer; pansexual
Organized retail crime is an interesting concept when you consider that big box retail is organized crime.
March 20, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Organized retail crime is an interesting concept when you consider that big box retail is organized crime.
I’d say, “I don’t know who needs to know this,” but it appears quite a few people do…
The pineapple doesn’t mean that when it’s not upside down. If it’s not upside down, it’s just… a pineapple.
The pineapple doesn’t mean that when it’s not upside down. If it’s not upside down, it’s just… a pineapple.
March 10, 2024 at 11:30 AM
I’d say, “I don’t know who needs to know this,” but it appears quite a few people do…
The pineapple doesn’t mean that when it’s not upside down. If it’s not upside down, it’s just… a pineapple.
The pineapple doesn’t mean that when it’s not upside down. If it’s not upside down, it’s just… a pineapple.
I need people to know that you do not always pronounce Hispanic names the same way. I know it’s confusing, but many Filipino people with Hispanic names do not pronounce them like one would if they were Hispanic.
Yes, it was a Spanish territory. But no, you do not pronounce things the same way.
Yes, it was a Spanish territory. But no, you do not pronounce things the same way.
March 5, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I need people to know that you do not always pronounce Hispanic names the same way. I know it’s confusing, but many Filipino people with Hispanic names do not pronounce them like one would if they were Hispanic.
Yes, it was a Spanish territory. But no, you do not pronounce things the same way.
Yes, it was a Spanish territory. But no, you do not pronounce things the same way.
I —much like Max—look fucking amazing in sleeveless hoodies and it’s almost the season and I cannot waaaaiiittt.
March 2, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I —much like Max—look fucking amazing in sleeveless hoodies and it’s almost the season and I cannot waaaaiiittt.
The adult toy store was playing Taylor Swift radio today and I can’t say I thought I’d be dancing in an adult toy store to the 10 minute version of All Too Well while the other handful of people there all sang quietly to themselves, but I did.
February 10, 2024 at 11:33 PM
The adult toy store was playing Taylor Swift radio today and I can’t say I thought I’d be dancing in an adult toy store to the 10 minute version of All Too Well while the other handful of people there all sang quietly to themselves, but I did.
The idea that I can find a plethora of content on TikTok promoting alcohol and caffeine but everything cannabis-related is blocked is absurd. Two of those things kill people, but the one that doesn’t is the one that’s blocked.
February 10, 2024 at 11:42 AM
The idea that I can find a plethora of content on TikTok promoting alcohol and caffeine but everything cannabis-related is blocked is absurd. Two of those things kill people, but the one that doesn’t is the one that’s blocked.
My wife just told me that her shoulder pain is back and the common denominator is that it happens on days when she uses her Stanley cup.
Fucking anthropologists in 500 years are gonna a dig up women born between 1980 & 2010 and find occupational markers from repeated use of heavy drink containers.
Fucking anthropologists in 500 years are gonna a dig up women born between 1980 & 2010 and find occupational markers from repeated use of heavy drink containers.
January 13, 2024 at 10:56 AM
My wife just told me that her shoulder pain is back and the common denominator is that it happens on days when she uses her Stanley cup.
Fucking anthropologists in 500 years are gonna a dig up women born between 1980 & 2010 and find occupational markers from repeated use of heavy drink containers.
Fucking anthropologists in 500 years are gonna a dig up women born between 1980 & 2010 and find occupational markers from repeated use of heavy drink containers.
This fucking generation of idiots is going to ruin legal cannabis for the rest of us.
We’re high at work too, but we’re not out there getting so blazed that we can’t actually do our jobs. Stop doing blinkers or whatever dumb phrase you made up and give me my god damn tacos the way I ordered them.
We’re high at work too, but we’re not out there getting so blazed that we can’t actually do our jobs. Stop doing blinkers or whatever dumb phrase you made up and give me my god damn tacos the way I ordered them.
January 11, 2024 at 11:19 PM
This fucking generation of idiots is going to ruin legal cannabis for the rest of us.
We’re high at work too, but we’re not out there getting so blazed that we can’t actually do our jobs. Stop doing blinkers or whatever dumb phrase you made up and give me my god damn tacos the way I ordered them.
We’re high at work too, but we’re not out there getting so blazed that we can’t actually do our jobs. Stop doing blinkers or whatever dumb phrase you made up and give me my god damn tacos the way I ordered them.
You won’t catch me on a t-break for 2 reasons-
1. I pay little attention to THC % (because terpenes matter more), rotate terpenes, and adjust my diet. I don’t really have tolerance issues.
2. I wouldn’t to go on a Wellbutrin tolerance break so why would I stop taking one of my other medications???
1. I pay little attention to THC % (because terpenes matter more), rotate terpenes, and adjust my diet. I don’t really have tolerance issues.
2. I wouldn’t to go on a Wellbutrin tolerance break so why would I stop taking one of my other medications???
January 11, 2024 at 1:54 AM
You won’t catch me on a t-break for 2 reasons-
1. I pay little attention to THC % (because terpenes matter more), rotate terpenes, and adjust my diet. I don’t really have tolerance issues.
2. I wouldn’t to go on a Wellbutrin tolerance break so why would I stop taking one of my other medications???
1. I pay little attention to THC % (because terpenes matter more), rotate terpenes, and adjust my diet. I don’t really have tolerance issues.
2. I wouldn’t to go on a Wellbutrin tolerance break so why would I stop taking one of my other medications???
My New Year’s resolution is to start showing up to city council meetings whenever a coffee shop opens up to ask why they are normalizing drug use.
Alternatively, all the caffeine-dependent Karens can stfu about cannabis dispensaries.
Alternatively, all the caffeine-dependent Karens can stfu about cannabis dispensaries.
January 1, 2024 at 1:06 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to start showing up to city council meetings whenever a coffee shop opens up to ask why they are normalizing drug use.
Alternatively, all the caffeine-dependent Karens can stfu about cannabis dispensaries.
Alternatively, all the caffeine-dependent Karens can stfu about cannabis dispensaries.
Brunch was ruined for me when straight people started making it their entire personality.
December 30, 2023 at 3:58 PM
Brunch was ruined for me when straight people started making it their entire personality.
My sister: “Autism doesn’t run in our family, we’re not ‘basically all on the spectrum.’”
Also my sister, interrupting an unrelated conversation: “HAVE YOU SEEN MY SCRAPBOOKS? I MADE THEM THIS SUMMER. I GOT REAL OBSESSED AND MADE LIKE 13 OF THEM. HERE, LOOK.”
Also my sister, interrupting an unrelated conversation: “HAVE YOU SEEN MY SCRAPBOOKS? I MADE THEM THIS SUMMER. I GOT REAL OBSESSED AND MADE LIKE 13 OF THEM. HERE, LOOK.”
December 30, 2023 at 11:24 AM
My sister: “Autism doesn’t run in our family, we’re not ‘basically all on the spectrum.’”
Also my sister, interrupting an unrelated conversation: “HAVE YOU SEEN MY SCRAPBOOKS? I MADE THEM THIS SUMMER. I GOT REAL OBSESSED AND MADE LIKE 13 OF THEM. HERE, LOOK.”
Also my sister, interrupting an unrelated conversation: “HAVE YOU SEEN MY SCRAPBOOKS? I MADE THEM THIS SUMMER. I GOT REAL OBSESSED AND MADE LIKE 13 OF THEM. HERE, LOOK.”
I just couldn’t imagine having kids. Our Christmas Eve morning & afternoon has consisted of:
- taking the dog on a car ride for funsies
- sorting a puzzle that we want to do tomorrow morning
- having a little smoke
- taking an edible and spending 2 hours in bed
Like… how do y’all give all that up?
- taking the dog on a car ride for funsies
- sorting a puzzle that we want to do tomorrow morning
- having a little smoke
- taking an edible and spending 2 hours in bed
Like… how do y’all give all that up?
December 24, 2023 at 8:23 PM
I just couldn’t imagine having kids. Our Christmas Eve morning & afternoon has consisted of:
- taking the dog on a car ride for funsies
- sorting a puzzle that we want to do tomorrow morning
- having a little smoke
- taking an edible and spending 2 hours in bed
Like… how do y’all give all that up?
- taking the dog on a car ride for funsies
- sorting a puzzle that we want to do tomorrow morning
- having a little smoke
- taking an edible and spending 2 hours in bed
Like… how do y’all give all that up?
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8mHAP49/
Someone’s been reading my diary…
Someone’s been reading my diary…
December 13, 2023 at 11:19 AM
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8mHAP49/
Someone’s been reading my diary…
Someone’s been reading my diary…
Sometimes the way the sunrise hits my bong in the morning is really beautiful
December 12, 2023 at 12:26 PM
Sometimes the way the sunrise hits my bong in the morning is really beautiful
People out here acting like ratings and review for products of artistic expression-
1. Ever had integrity
2. Actually reflect quality of art
It’s literally all meaningless. Don’t fight people who are trying to find visibility in oversaturated markets, fight the idea of reviewing art with numbers.
1. Ever had integrity
2. Actually reflect quality of art
It’s literally all meaningless. Don’t fight people who are trying to find visibility in oversaturated markets, fight the idea of reviewing art with numbers.
December 8, 2023 at 11:10 AM
People out here acting like ratings and review for products of artistic expression-
1. Ever had integrity
2. Actually reflect quality of art
It’s literally all meaningless. Don’t fight people who are trying to find visibility in oversaturated markets, fight the idea of reviewing art with numbers.
1. Ever had integrity
2. Actually reflect quality of art
It’s literally all meaningless. Don’t fight people who are trying to find visibility in oversaturated markets, fight the idea of reviewing art with numbers.
Your biggest conflicts can sometimes lead to your biggest breakthroughs. Fight it out.
But know when to walk away, as well.
But know when to walk away, as well.
December 7, 2023 at 12:40 PM
Your biggest conflicts can sometimes lead to your biggest breakthroughs. Fight it out.
But know when to walk away, as well.
But know when to walk away, as well.
Please. Please please please. Please stop writing strap-on scenes with no lube. We get it, the person is very wet, but lube is ALWAYS best unless you have a good reason (allergy, etc) not to, regardless of one’s personal level of natural lubrication.
Please.
Please.
December 1, 2023 at 2:25 PM
Please. Please please please. Please stop writing strap-on scenes with no lube. We get it, the person is very wet, but lube is ALWAYS best unless you have a good reason (allergy, etc) not to, regardless of one’s personal level of natural lubrication.
Please.
Please.
Saw a post from someone asking for a non-binary sensitivity reader to read their book completely unpaid. This author actively has books for sale. In other words, they are paid for their writing.
Don’t do this. Please.
At the risk of alienating this author’s followers and losing potential readers -
Don’t do this. Please.
At the risk of alienating this author’s followers and losing potential readers -
November 29, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Saw a post from someone asking for a non-binary sensitivity reader to read their book completely unpaid. This author actively has books for sale. In other words, they are paid for their writing.
Don’t do this. Please.
At the risk of alienating this author’s followers and losing potential readers -
Don’t do this. Please.
At the risk of alienating this author’s followers and losing potential readers -
Everything is a fetish and nothing is a fetish
November 29, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Everything is a fetish and nothing is a fetish
The thing about writing a 70k word novel is that I now have to edit a 70k word novel...
November 24, 2023 at 6:11 PM
The thing about writing a 70k word novel is that I now have to edit a 70k word novel...
Did you know?
Lily & AJ's story picks back up when they reunite the week of Thanksgiving. I'd say it starts there, but it really started decades before.
Who Needs A Fantasy? is a slow-burn, 2nd chance romance featuring friends who didn't see each other for 20 years.
literotica.com/s/who-needs-...
Lily & AJ's story picks back up when they reunite the week of Thanksgiving. I'd say it starts there, but it really started decades before.
Who Needs A Fantasy? is a slow-burn, 2nd chance romance featuring friends who didn't see each other for 20 years.
literotica.com/s/who-needs-...
November 23, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Did you know?
Lily & AJ's story picks back up when they reunite the week of Thanksgiving. I'd say it starts there, but it really started decades before.
Who Needs A Fantasy? is a slow-burn, 2nd chance romance featuring friends who didn't see each other for 20 years.
literotica.com/s/who-needs-...
Lily & AJ's story picks back up when they reunite the week of Thanksgiving. I'd say it starts there, but it really started decades before.
Who Needs A Fantasy? is a slow-burn, 2nd chance romance featuring friends who didn't see each other for 20 years.
literotica.com/s/who-needs-...
This morning, all across the country, people in their 20s woke up next to their high school exes with probably the worst hangovers of their lives. I send you all my love and support this Thanksgiving morning.
November 23, 2023 at 2:17 PM
This morning, all across the country, people in their 20s woke up next to their high school exes with probably the worst hangovers of their lives. I send you all my love and support this Thanksgiving morning.
I'm making really good progress with Sam and Sylvie's story. I'm in the home stretch now with 60k total words, 42k of which I wrote this month for NaNoWriMo.
November 21, 2023 at 6:41 PM
I'm making really good progress with Sam and Sylvie's story. I'm in the home stretch now with 60k total words, 42k of which I wrote this month for NaNoWriMo.