You can either have a perfectly decorated Christmas tree, or you can have cats.

I used to go out on the weekends and now I have strong opinions about grocery store parking lots.

My husband when we have a septic company come to empty the tank and we're doing the homeowner thing

The Midwestern urge to hold up 2 hands for Upper and Lower and say "where?" when someone says they're from Michigan is too strong

Good morning to everyone except whoever switched the side the zipper is on on Carter's footed PJs between 9 month and 12 month sizes. I had muscle memory. Now I gotta relearn this shit? At 1 a.m.?

It's not even about being biased because I grew up in MN. Prince did the best Super Bowl halftime show. The end.

Everything is kind of terrible right now, but it's almost 5:30 p.m. and it's not fully pitch black yet so at least my seasonal depression is on the way out.

If I have to watch the most boring, predictable, seen-it-before Super Bowl, the misogynists have to see as much Taylor Swift as possible. Keep the cameras on her. I hope Travis fucking proposes on the field post game.

Well with avocado prices about to skyrocket, at least Millennials can stop wasting $$ on toast and can finally save up for a house, just like Boomers have been saying for years.

So...is this where all the cool kids hang out?