Lizzie Simpson
@lizziethesimp.bsky.social
Comediennema
West End New Act Finalist 2024
BBC New Comedy Award Shortlist 2024
2x Leicester Square Semi-Finalist 2023, 2024
Finalist in your mum's pants
West End New Act Finalist 2024
BBC New Comedy Award Shortlist 2024
2x Leicester Square Semi-Finalist 2023, 2024
Finalist in your mum's pants
Reposted by Lizzie Simpson
Should Statements: A Show Brought To You By (A Little) Inherited Wealth
@lizziethesimp.bsky.social
A stand up comedy show about guilt, grief and inheritance
21 - 23 August at Aces and Eights
camdenfringe.com/events/shoul...
@lizziethesimp.bsky.social
A stand up comedy show about guilt, grief and inheritance
21 - 23 August at Aces and Eights
camdenfringe.com/events/shoul...
March 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Should Statements: A Show Brought To You By (A Little) Inherited Wealth
@lizziethesimp.bsky.social
A stand up comedy show about guilt, grief and inheritance
21 - 23 August at Aces and Eights
camdenfringe.com/events/shoul...
@lizziethesimp.bsky.social
A stand up comedy show about guilt, grief and inheritance
21 - 23 August at Aces and Eights
camdenfringe.com/events/shoul...
My conspiracy theory is that Emilia Perez is a plant movie to make it look like progressives are never happy
February 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
My conspiracy theory is that Emilia Perez is a plant movie to make it look like progressives are never happy
"I didn't see it the way everyone else did" that's because it's convenient for you not to. Some of us cannot take the risk
January 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"I didn't see it the way everyone else did" that's because it's convenient for you not to. Some of us cannot take the risk
Anyone feel like Trip CBD drinks always have a 'but' flavour?
Peach 👀.... but ginger 😩
Blood Orange 🤔.... but rosemary 😡
Elderflower 🥵... but mint 🤬
Peach 👀.... but ginger 😩
Blood Orange 🤔.... but rosemary 😡
Elderflower 🥵... but mint 🤬
January 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Anyone feel like Trip CBD drinks always have a 'but' flavour?
Peach 👀.... but ginger 😩
Blood Orange 🤔.... but rosemary 😡
Elderflower 🥵... but mint 🤬
Peach 👀.... but ginger 😩
Blood Orange 🤔.... but rosemary 😡
Elderflower 🥵... but mint 🤬
I never questioned it, but the main way I try to get people to like me is by offering them baked goods... It's the same strategy I use with animals. I'm a treat dispenser for all life forms.
January 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I never questioned it, but the main way I try to get people to like me is by offering them baked goods... It's the same strategy I use with animals. I'm a treat dispenser for all life forms.
Hey so I'm someone who tries to remain vigilant when it comes to propaganda... And I fell for the Blake Lively smear campaign cos I didnt like her character in Gossip Girl
December 22, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Hey so I'm someone who tries to remain vigilant when it comes to propaganda... And I fell for the Blake Lively smear campaign cos I didnt like her character in Gossip Girl
People are often surprised I'm not super into musical theatre and I don't know how not to take that personally
December 18, 2024 at 1:24 PM
People are often surprised I'm not super into musical theatre and I don't know how not to take that personally
I think good business should prepare for inexperienced people to make mistakes and train them rather than throwing them in the deep end and then being toxic when they make mistakes in high pressure environments
December 18, 2024 at 9:43 AM
I think good business should prepare for inexperienced people to make mistakes and train them rather than throwing them in the deep end and then being toxic when they make mistakes in high pressure environments
I feel like threads has a libs of TikTok model where like... Because negative reaction feeds more engagement it will show stuff to people who are more likely to hate it and therefore engage with it
December 16, 2024 at 1:59 AM
I feel like threads has a libs of TikTok model where like... Because negative reaction feeds more engagement it will show stuff to people who are more likely to hate it and therefore engage with it
Hey have we considered maybe Brian Thompson's back just did that?
December 15, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Hey have we considered maybe Brian Thompson's back just did that?
I saw a review that didn't like Nonsense Christmas and it seemed fair, I also struggle to get it cos it feels very American... But the comments were complaining the reviewer didn't have 'media literacy' and... I'm sorry but that's not what that is
December 12, 2024 at 9:35 AM
I saw a review that didn't like Nonsense Christmas and it seemed fair, I also struggle to get it cos it feels very American... But the comments were complaining the reviewer didn't have 'media literacy' and... I'm sorry but that's not what that is
CEO (derogatory)
December 11, 2024 at 11:39 AM
CEO (derogatory)
"Wow I haven't been feeling my usual sense of dredge and missing my therapist while she's away too much, I wonder why that is?" 🤔
Remembers my online activity has been entirely UHC memes and seeing us on the verge of class consciousness
Remembers my online activity has been entirely UHC memes and seeing us on the verge of class consciousness
December 10, 2024 at 9:32 PM
"Wow I haven't been feeling my usual sense of dredge and missing my therapist while she's away too much, I wonder why that is?" 🤔
Remembers my online activity has been entirely UHC memes and seeing us on the verge of class consciousness
Remembers my online activity has been entirely UHC memes and seeing us on the verge of class consciousness
Calorie deficit on my face
November 21, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Calorie deficit on my face
I don't want kids so I put a hot laptop on my groin to scramble my eggs.
November 20, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I don't want kids so I put a hot laptop on my groin to scramble my eggs.
A Paul Mescal lookalike competition is happening in your walls at night
November 18, 2024 at 1:00 PM
A Paul Mescal lookalike competition is happening in your walls at night