Thank you! I wonder how often the police used mesmerists

Ooh, details

I feel they are ahead of us on that score

Fish and chips included. Wonder if she’s ever had a pizza

Sass

Not sure I’d make a version of me? Like why not Sabrina Carpenter if the idea is just a deepfake to deliver content (I realise this might not be the most pressing issue)

It’s undoubtedly a strong mixture of

Did you try sneaking on a Dan Brown?

I like them, but I also like my kitchen not looking like a murder scene

Peter Kyle is my MP

I don’t understand the willingness- eagerness even - to basically rub their own voters’ noses in it. Like, the right doesn’t really do that

I hate the way, these days, ‘both sides of the aisle’ makes pretty run of the mill social democratic politics the left wing equivalent to far right politics. It’s really not. Like, ‘this person is in favour of mass deportation, this person wants better funding for schools - I guess we call it quits’

Nervously tugs collar at Sussex

Idk about the first two, but the second two are undisputed classics (from a (very) aging indie kid)