Lizzie
@lizziemh.bsky.social
Cats and plants and chaos. She/her 🌈🔮🌵
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Mom and Dad are here
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Mom and Dad are here
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I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”
Pantone color of the year giving 90s washing machine
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Pantone color of the year giving 90s washing machine
Omg I didn’t realize there was a Tillamook advent calendar. Of course I’m too late this year 😭
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Omg I didn’t realize there was a Tillamook advent calendar. Of course I’m too late this year 😭
Biden administration so ineffective that I almost forgot it happened
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Biden administration so ineffective that I almost forgot it happened
Traumatizing early food memory: closely inspecting my McNuggets in the early 90’s
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Traumatizing early food memory: closely inspecting my McNuggets in the early 90’s
AI Santa is terrifying
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
AI Santa is terrifying
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Wearing some distressed bootcut jeans and feeling like I need to write more eloquent insults
a man is singing into a microphone while wearing a jacket with the letter r on it
ALT: a man is singing into a microphone while wearing a jacket with the letter r on it
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Wearing some distressed bootcut jeans and feeling like I need to write more eloquent insults
Cabin in the Woods got ruined for me last night by an infertility discussion in the opening scene, like WHYYYYY
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Cabin in the Woods got ruined for me last night by an infertility discussion in the opening scene, like WHYYYYY
I love seeing Kim Davis fail at stuff. Fuck you, go get another divorce.
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I love seeing Kim Davis fail at stuff. Fuck you, go get another divorce.
Just listening to a cicada scream in MFing NOVEMBER 🫠
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just listening to a cicada scream in MFing NOVEMBER 🫠
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
New York NEW YOOORRRK
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
New York NEW YOOORRRK
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I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
I finally got my RTU Zimomo and I’m over the mooooonnnn 🥰
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I finally got my RTU Zimomo and I’m over the mooooonnnn 🥰
Delivery guy left my Rock the Universe on the porch with allllll the pop mart logos visible. Could we get a plain box option like when you order from dirty websites please?
October 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Delivery guy left my Rock the Universe on the porch with allllll the pop mart logos visible. Could we get a plain box option like when you order from dirty websites please?
Got judged after letting my Labubu addiction slip in conversation but like… I have a Rock the Universe on its way and you… don’t…
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Got judged after letting my Labubu addiction slip in conversation but like… I have a Rock the Universe on its way and you… don’t…
Are your labubus dressed up for Halloween or are you normal?
October 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Are your labubus dressed up for Halloween or are you normal?
Hit the high note in Golden despite not being sure I still had it. Choir kid FOREVERRRR
October 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Hit the high note in Golden despite not being sure I still had it. Choir kid FOREVERRRR
Rumi making me feel VERY seen as a soprano
October 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Rumi making me feel VERY seen as a soprano
Deep love for horror movies that open with ominous strings and a slow pan through fall foliage in a sleepy, small town…
October 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Deep love for horror movies that open with ominous strings and a slow pan through fall foliage in a sleepy, small town…
English ivy growing in a bamboo patch… what a nefarious combination.
September 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
English ivy growing in a bamboo patch… what a nefarious combination.
One of most devastating experiences of infertility is people “checking in” but they’re really just checking on my uterine status, not on me.
September 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
One of most devastating experiences of infertility is people “checking in” but they’re really just checking on my uterine status, not on me.