Lee Harvey Teabag
@lizziej.bsky.social
How come my new phone thinks it has the ability to control the volume..bitch if you're muted stay muted. You are not allowed to unmute. I hate you.
March 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
How come my new phone thinks it has the ability to control the volume..bitch if you're muted stay muted. You are not allowed to unmute. I hate you.
It's my birthday so of course I'm eating leftover wonton soup and watching top chef
February 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It's my birthday so of course I'm eating leftover wonton soup and watching top chef
Ramen is 79 cents a pack now. Highway robbery!
February 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Ramen is 79 cents a pack now. Highway robbery!
Every so often I remember I have a brother in law and get startled.
February 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Every so often I remember I have a brother in law and get startled.
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aaaand now it all makes sense
February 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
aaaand now it all makes sense
There's a mattress store in my town that's by appointment only. At least the psychic shop has the decency to pretend they aren't a front.
February 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
There's a mattress store in my town that's by appointment only. At least the psychic shop has the decency to pretend they aren't a front.
Chiefs and Eagles gee fucking whiz who could have guessed
January 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Chiefs and Eagles gee fucking whiz who could have guessed
This stupid fucking guy used be a street cat killing for his food. Anyway he yells at me if I don't put a blanket down for him to sleep on
January 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This stupid fucking guy used be a street cat killing for his food. Anyway he yells at me if I don't put a blanket down for him to sleep on
Saw a Rothko for the first and probably only time in my life, along with a Matisse. Like, wow. Art is there. San Francisco is cool.
What a fucking treat to experience
What a fucking treat to experience
January 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Saw a Rothko for the first and probably only time in my life, along with a Matisse. Like, wow. Art is there. San Francisco is cool.
What a fucking treat to experience
What a fucking treat to experience
Okay trying to get back into using this one. Can't get behind the owner of the other place being such a fucking dipshit nazi
January 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Okay trying to get back into using this one. Can't get behind the owner of the other place being such a fucking dipshit nazi
Have to be out of our house by December 30th so I'm planting a bunch of mint in-ground as a small act of pettiness.
November 2, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Have to be out of our house by December 30th so I'm planting a bunch of mint in-ground as a small act of pettiness.
I have mashed potatoes waiting for me at home and it's all I can think about
October 5, 2023 at 5:34 PM
I have mashed potatoes waiting for me at home and it's all I can think about
Are you supposed to water down shots of Apple cider vinegar or just somehow deal with how acidic it is
September 6, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Are you supposed to water down shots of Apple cider vinegar or just somehow deal with how acidic it is
Would it be too bougie to bring my silk pillowcases camping?
September 5, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Would it be too bougie to bring my silk pillowcases camping?
@lizziej.bsky.social my tummy hurts and I'd like to say I'm being very brave about it but I am not.
September 1, 2023 at 12:45 AM
@lizziej.bsky.social my tummy hurts and I'd like to say I'm being very brave about it but I am not.