EarlessShrimp
@lizziebourdain.bsky.social
Description: Any/All
Cheese always belongs in salad, what the fuck.
Cheese always belongs in salad, what the fuck.
The main reason I want to go into bibliographic services is the same reason I love cars.
September 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The main reason I want to go into bibliographic services is the same reason I love cars.
GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH!!!
September 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH!!!
Some people just don't fucking blossom. Okay?
August 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Some people just don't fucking blossom. Okay?
If someone knows a lot about cheese you call them a cheese whiz
June 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
If someone knows a lot about cheese you call them a cheese whiz
Hold the fuck up.
June 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hold the fuck up.
Jelly beans assassinated the president
May 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Jelly beans assassinated the president
Any of y'all like birds?
May 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Any of y'all like birds?
Reposted by EarlessShrimp
IF YOU HAVEN’T READ IT
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR!
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR!
May 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
IF YOU HAVEN’T READ IT
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR!
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR!
I think the patron designed it this way.
May 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I think the patron designed it this way.
"let's burn some books" I say to myself quietly as I boot up Nero with a stack of blank CDs next to me
January 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"let's burn some books" I say to myself quietly as I boot up Nero with a stack of blank CDs next to me
Is there something to be said?
January 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Is there something to be said?
This will gain some followers: egg.
July 28, 2024 at 3:03 AM
This will gain some followers: egg.
Can't wait for the collapse of society so I can attend to my gardening hobbies full time
November 4, 2023 at 3:05 AM
Can't wait for the collapse of society so I can attend to my gardening hobbies full time
My son, looking for a song, just exclaimed, "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIP DIPS!?"
October 11, 2023 at 1:21 AM
My son, looking for a song, just exclaimed, "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIP DIPS!?"
Save the dinglendell
September 23, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Save the dinglendell
Setting up a taco bell in the gender neutral bathroom
September 5, 2023 at 3:34 PM
Setting up a taco bell in the gender neutral bathroom
I get all my power from the skins of potatoes
August 31, 2023 at 4:36 PM
I get all my power from the skins of potatoes
My value is based on the fact that I provide nothing to humanity
August 19, 2023 at 2:37 AM
My value is based on the fact that I provide nothing to humanity
I'm not ready to die in the name of God, but if I could die absurdly, I'm in
August 19, 2023 at 2:15 AM
I'm not ready to die in the name of God, but if I could die absurdly, I'm in
Salad dressing dude
August 16, 2023 at 12:16 PM
Salad dressing dude
Cops pissing into their own mouths to own the libs
August 15, 2023 at 3:41 AM
Cops pissing into their own mouths to own the libs
Don't forget to splash water on your Doritos to keep them zesty
August 14, 2023 at 1:05 PM
Don't forget to splash water on your Doritos to keep them zesty
I don't know why adults from the AIM generation don't set their out of office emails to be whatever song lyrics they like
August 11, 2023 at 1:23 PM
I don't know why adults from the AIM generation don't set their out of office emails to be whatever song lyrics they like
Don't forget about burning corpses
August 5, 2023 at 8:38 PM
Don't forget about burning corpses