Manic Pixie Trash Gremlin
@lizzerdbreath.bsky.social
Has been gamer, geriatric skater, and I know some history.
Getting to an extra big age, bragging about how you only eat fried food, and insisting salt is a condiment, then proceeding to yuck at an entire table is not a flex.
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Getting to an extra big age, bragging about how you only eat fried food, and insisting salt is a condiment, then proceeding to yuck at an entire table is not a flex.
I spent a lot of time annoyed at my English teachers in high school just for me to RUN to the sources like they taught me as an adult.
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I spent a lot of time annoyed at my English teachers in high school just for me to RUN to the sources like they taught me as an adult.
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I'd rather deal with people who are cunts to my face, than suffer bitches behind my back.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I'd rather deal with people who are cunts to my face, than suffer bitches behind my back.
The worst thing to happen to Buc-ee’s was everyone else finding out about it.
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The worst thing to happen to Buc-ee’s was everyone else finding out about it.
The millennial urge to trash every single physical item in my home fighting with my History Degree tendencies to “hold on to items to preserve the record”.
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The millennial urge to trash every single physical item in my home fighting with my History Degree tendencies to “hold on to items to preserve the record”.
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No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.
I used to be cool. Now I carry a small pouch of OTC meds and shake my fist at salesmen.
cool.now
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I used to be cool. Now I carry a small pouch of OTC meds and shake my fist at salesmen.
This is like, internet 101. Crime 101 even. Who puts that in writing in 2025?!
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is like, internet 101. Crime 101 even. Who puts that in writing in 2025?!
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There are very few things that give me the ick faster than someone simping for a billionaire.
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
There are very few things that give me the ick faster than someone simping for a billionaire.
While we are all doing what we can to help our neighbors who are missing crucial benefits, don’t forget companies that posted multi billion dollar profits cut jobs to boost their margins and are donating to a ballroom.
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
While we are all doing what we can to help our neighbors who are missing crucial benefits, don’t forget companies that posted multi billion dollar profits cut jobs to boost their margins and are donating to a ballroom.
The feminine urge to buy ALL the backpacks with helpful pockets, even though you have several at home.
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The feminine urge to buy ALL the backpacks with helpful pockets, even though you have several at home.
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Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
Two things Brennan is passionate about.
Capitalism is the bad guy and the Power of Love.
Capitalism is the bad guy and the Power of Love.
October 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Two things Brennan is passionate about.
Capitalism is the bad guy and the Power of Love.
Capitalism is the bad guy and the Power of Love.
“Looks high end” this and “feels luxury quality” that. You know what’s actually luxury high end? Reading, jfc.
October 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“Looks high end” this and “feels luxury quality” that. You know what’s actually luxury high end? Reading, jfc.
Did I enjoy Spain or did I enjoy the ease at which everything was accessible by walking and public transit? 🤔
October 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Did I enjoy Spain or did I enjoy the ease at which everything was accessible by walking and public transit? 🤔
Taylor always comes through, and this time she's in my color 🧡
October 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Taylor always comes through, and this time she's in my color 🧡
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Halo 3 is 18 years old.
At the time, this game launch felt like the biggest thing in the world. They even got Master Chief at the Burger King.
At the time, this game launch felt like the biggest thing in the world. They even got Master Chief at the Burger King.
September 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Halo 3 is 18 years old.
At the time, this game launch felt like the biggest thing in the world. They even got Master Chief at the Burger King.
At the time, this game launch felt like the biggest thing in the world. They even got Master Chief at the Burger King.
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Twisting a fun hobby into something it isn't is performed by the worst people.
September 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Twisting a fun hobby into something it isn't is performed by the worst people.
Invest in yourself.
Invest in your well being.
Invest in who you are, and who you want to be.
Invest in your well being.
Invest in who you are, and who you want to be.
September 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Invest in yourself.
Invest in your well being.
Invest in who you are, and who you want to be.
Invest in your well being.
Invest in who you are, and who you want to be.
There is nothing in this world like a very very very gentle hand drummed rhythm on a lorge cat tummy.
September 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
There is nothing in this world like a very very very gentle hand drummed rhythm on a lorge cat tummy.
I know the finance baddies are gonna come for me on this but like why wouldnt you just report the cash expense when you buy an asset instead of over like 5 years?!? Like WHY the accountants are making it complicated for the normal people 😭
September 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I know the finance baddies are gonna come for me on this but like why wouldnt you just report the cash expense when you buy an asset instead of over like 5 years?!? Like WHY the accountants are making it complicated for the normal people 😭
So are we all going back to hovering over 5 sketchy links to find episodes of the shows we like on the internet or what?
September 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
So are we all going back to hovering over 5 sketchy links to find episodes of the shows we like on the internet or what?
*buys an iphone*
Immediately Apple: we finally got her, boys, let's make it in orange now.
Immediately Apple: we finally got her, boys, let's make it in orange now.
September 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
*buys an iphone*
Immediately Apple: we finally got her, boys, let's make it in orange now.
Immediately Apple: we finally got her, boys, let's make it in orange now.
Get your vaccinations, use your preventative benefits, dont donate to insurance companies!!!
September 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Get your vaccinations, use your preventative benefits, dont donate to insurance companies!!!