Comedy Special No One Asked For
@lizz-biff.bsky.social
Yap mainly about BRAVO, women’s sports, and my intrusive thoughts
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Fact checking RFK Jr.: No, antidepressants are not harder to quit than heroin.
Antidepressants harder to quit than heroin? Fact-checking RFK Jr.
Fact checking RFK Jr.: No, antidepressants are not harder to quit than heroin.
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January 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Fact checking RFK Jr.: No, antidepressants are not harder to quit than heroin.
The #RHOSLC women change and claim religions like designer handbags and that really irks me
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January 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The #RHOSLC women change and claim religions like designer handbags and that really irks me
Lisa bringing up Gwen and the dead sperm donor and sticking up for the dead beat sperm grandparents ……… DIABOLICAL #RHOSLC
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January 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Lisa bringing up Gwen and the dead sperm donor and sticking up for the dead beat sperm grandparents ……… DIABOLICAL #RHOSLC
Had a bit of an ice storm last night and my dad woke up early to scrap my car and get it ready for me. He’s truly the best
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January 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Had a bit of an ice storm last night and my dad woke up early to scrap my car and get it ready for me. He’s truly the best
To have a house, no, a MANSION in Hawaii but refuse to stay in that due to it being haunted…… true iconic housewives shit #RHOBH
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December 22, 2024 at 5:45 PM
To have a house, no, a MANSION in Hawaii but refuse to stay in that due to it being haunted…… true iconic housewives shit #RHOBH
Bluesky needs drafts because I draft 95% of my tweets due to them being unhinged but love looking back at them
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December 21, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Bluesky needs drafts because I draft 95% of my tweets due to them being unhinged but love looking back at them
Watching #LawandOrderSVU all the way through for the first time and season 15 is feeling like a fever dream #SVU
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December 18, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Watching #LawandOrderSVU all the way through for the first time and season 15 is feeling like a fever dream #SVU
Let’s be honest, the fourth wall has been broken the whole time with this new cast because they are always trying to curate fake stories instead of be real and authentic like the OGs
On the next episode of #RHONY, Ubah breaks the 4th wall and says Brynn slept with someone to get on the show 💀
December 18, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Let’s be honest, the fourth wall has been broken the whole time with this new cast because they are always trying to curate fake stories instead of be real and authentic like the OGs
Dammit, I think #RHOBH is getting me to watch this season
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December 11, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Dammit, I think #RHOBH is getting me to watch this season
Why is a “broker” texting me now about if I want UHC or Anthem coverage….????
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December 10, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Why is a “broker” texting me now about if I want UHC or Anthem coverage….????
Gave my cat catnip for the first time….. it’s day three and she cries demanding it now. The monster I created
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December 10, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Gave my cat catnip for the first time….. it’s day three and she cries demanding it now. The monster I created
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS SOONER?!?! #RHONY #LawandOrderSVU
December 9, 2024 at 10:22 PM
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS SOONER?!?! #RHONY #LawandOrderSVU
Convincing everyone I interact with to go see wicked
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December 6, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Convincing everyone I interact with to go see wicked
Did Whitney think….. that they were shouting…… molotov like the cocktail and not mazal tov as in like mazal….. #RHOSLC
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December 6, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Did Whitney think….. that they were shouting…… molotov like the cocktail and not mazal tov as in like mazal….. #RHOSLC
Making my dad get a library card so I can get access to my books again since currently living in a place that has no public library
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November 30, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Making my dad get a library card so I can get access to my books again since currently living in a place that has no public library
I feel like I am in the minority of loving the VPR whole new crew. I feel like it’ll be back to the OG roots and give southern hospitality some competition for restaurant drama
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November 27, 2024 at 2:20 PM
I feel like I am in the minority of loving the VPR whole new crew. I feel like it’ll be back to the OG roots and give southern hospitality some competition for restaurant drama
So not ready to deal with the spousal visa application process but Saturday it starts
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November 27, 2024 at 2:18 PM
So not ready to deal with the spousal visa application process but Saturday it starts
No one speak to me in this hour of mourning
Legend 🇺🇸
Alyssa Naeher, two-time World Cup champion and Olympic gold medalist, has announced her retirement from the USWNT following the team’s final match of 2024.
Alyssa Naeher, two-time World Cup champion and Olympic gold medalist, has announced her retirement from the USWNT following the team’s final match of 2024.
November 25, 2024 at 8:29 PM
No one speak to me in this hour of mourning
Ten year old me obsessed with Wicked trying to contain herself and not overwhelm my husband on all the knowledge and lore to everything Wicked and Wizard of Oz
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November 24, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Ten year old me obsessed with Wicked trying to contain herself and not overwhelm my husband on all the knowledge and lore to everything Wicked and Wizard of Oz
I don’t know what healing bridge I just finished repairing but I feel so much like the old me again. Active, able to do things without needing naps after every task, and being overall happy again.
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November 24, 2024 at 11:37 AM
I don’t know what healing bridge I just finished repairing but I feel so much like the old me again. Active, able to do things without needing naps after every task, and being overall happy again.
Ready to build this discover page brick by brick
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November 23, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Ready to build this discover page brick by brick
Now having a six hour layover, I decided to halt Real Housewives so I have something to binge in the airport
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November 23, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Now having a six hour layover, I decided to halt Real Housewives so I have something to binge in the airport
To use a gif for every post or not use a gif for every post…….
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November 23, 2024 at 10:25 PM
To use a gif for every post or not use a gif for every post…….