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Lizy
@lizysimonen.bsky.social
Librarian (kirjastovirkailija) in Finland. Writes books. Speaks Finnish badly. All opinions my own. (she/her) Rep: Lina Langlee.
Will no one caffeinate the wee stoat 😭
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Okay fine we have 3 Starbucks in Finland and there's Starbucks products in stores. But the alternatives are easier to obtain so it doesn't take much intention to avoid them.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I'd say I'm boycotting Amazon and Starbucks too, but we don't have them here so it doesn't count. Finland is a big believer in "we have [huge company with market monopoly] at home"
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I followed you for art but I think your workout stuff is cool. I'm just one person but still.
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I had no idea! How absolutely lovely of the farmer to throw teenage me into her Bad Sheep Brigade.
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Oh boy... All these years I've been telling people sheep are bastards when maybe I just had bastard sheep. The farmer was an extremely peculiar old lady. Maybe she should have kebabed more of them.
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I worked on a sheep farm for a couple lambing seasons in my youth and got the absolute shit beaten out of me by ewes and lambs alike. Anyone who thinks sheep are complacent followers has never had a ewe jump over a fence to chase them down with murder in her eyes.
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
The enemy of my enemy is also my enemy and I'm going to stay out of the splatter zone.
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Anyone who called Epstein brilliant was praising a specific set of skills that did not include the ability to read or write.
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 AM
That "I'm curious but not deeply invested" state is exactly why I have the Wikipedia app. I end up there daily. I'm so sad that Wikipedia usage is falling because people think ChatGPT is easier.
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM