When your oldest friend and you gift each other the same advent calendar. 😂 #mcsweeneys #happyholidays
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
When your oldest friend and you gift each other the same advent calendar. 😂 #mcsweeneys #happyholidays
From my NYT morning newsletter. It’s like The Onion, but sadly it’s all true. And these aren’t even the top stories. He needs to be stopped.
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
From my NYT morning newsletter. It’s like The Onion, but sadly it’s all true. And these aren’t even the top stories. He needs to be stopped.
We’re just keeping, you know, the good bullying, and the good hazing.
September 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
We’re just keeping, you know, the good bullying, and the good hazing.
Felt this this morning but thought I must be PMSing early. 😂
August 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Felt this this morning but thought I must be PMSing early. 😂
Not a fan of this aspect, especially at work. It’s been popping up every month or two recently. 😡
August 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Not a fan of this aspect, especially at work. It’s been popping up every month or two recently. 😡
They really are stubentigers (living room tigers). If I were the size of a mouse and saw that coming towards me I’d think it was my last few moments. 😂
May 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
They really are stubentigers (living room tigers). If I were the size of a mouse and saw that coming towards me I’d think it was my last few moments. 😂
There were goats this morning. So many. Perhaps one was the GOAT goat? Unfortunately, they left before I could ask.
May 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
There were goats this morning. So many. Perhaps one was the GOAT goat? Unfortunately, they left before I could ask.
This was fun! I also have beginners luck and so rolled 20s in combat and saved our team with my crossbow. ☺️
February 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This was fun! I also have beginners luck and so rolled 20s in combat and saved our team with my crossbow. ☺️
THAT’S why I’ve wanted to flip the world off lately 😂
February 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
THAT’S why I’ve wanted to flip the world off lately 😂
Can you find the cat? 😂
January 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Can you find the cat? 😂
January 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM