Liz Skelt 🇬🇧
@lizskelt.bsky.social
I am not a cat, or am I?
Liberal Democrat. No DMs please.
I appreciate your offer to join the illuminati, but I’ll pass, not with these knees.
Liberal Democrat. No DMs please.
I appreciate your offer to join the illuminati, but I’ll pass, not with these knees.
I really like Rogue One too. One of my favs.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I really like Rogue One too. One of my favs.
Bloody Liz Truss. The seemly uncurable itchy growth that just will not go away. Desperately clinging on to relevance by becoming a right-wing barnacle. Sycophantly sucking up to anyone she thinks might throw her a paying gig. Just go away Liz.
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Bloody Liz Truss. The seemly uncurable itchy growth that just will not go away. Desperately clinging on to relevance by becoming a right-wing barnacle. Sycophantly sucking up to anyone she thinks might throw her a paying gig. Just go away Liz.
They whine and complain a lot don't they? Almost like they are a single ice crystal that falls from the sky like a delicate crystalline structure.
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
They whine and complain a lot don't they? Almost like they are a single ice crystal that falls from the sky like a delicate crystalline structure.
Just saying random words and sentences that say good things but if you put them together in an actual paragraph, they are completely meaningless and are total nonsense. Everybody is going to be happy. Money for people. Cost less. The best, they say. Sounds great!
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Just saying random words and sentences that say good things but if you put them together in an actual paragraph, they are completely meaningless and are total nonsense. Everybody is going to be happy. Money for people. Cost less. The best, they say. Sounds great!
Most service parts are only supplied for 15 years from the end of model run so if you buy a car thats a few years old, by the time you pay it off you wont be able to get spares. Imagine still paying off a cars you cant get spare parts for.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Most service parts are only supplied for 15 years from the end of model run so if you buy a car thats a few years old, by the time you pay it off you wont be able to get spares. Imagine still paying off a cars you cant get spare parts for.
Then what is holding all my take away menus to my fridge? Magic? oh is it Magic?
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Then what is holding all my take away menus to my fridge? Magic? oh is it Magic?
How is this in court? When we were young my sister threw tomatoes at me, that were still in the tin. This guys gets a sandwich thrown at him and he has this up in a court?
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
How is this in court? When we were young my sister threw tomatoes at me, that were still in the tin. This guys gets a sandwich thrown at him and he has this up in a court?
Theres no way the turd wrote this. There isn’t a comma, after, every, single, word.
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Theres no way the turd wrote this. There isn’t a comma, after, every, single, word.
Can someone teach this incredulous terd how to use commas.
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Can someone teach this incredulous terd how to use commas.
Its going to have to be tactical voting to keep out Reform at the moment (that might change on the next few years hopefully) If that’s Green/LD etc in your area then that’s what we need to do. I would love to get rid of FPTP but no one has the guts to do it.
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Its going to have to be tactical voting to keep out Reform at the moment (that might change on the next few years hopefully) If that’s Green/LD etc in your area then that’s what we need to do. I would love to get rid of FPTP but no one has the guts to do it.
Labour is royally screwing this up. They shouldn’t have come for the pensioners and disabled people. Big mistake. They promised people with the broadest shoulders would take the load and they haven’t done that either. Now pandering to Reform. A Huge Disappointment.
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Labour is royally screwing this up. They shouldn’t have come for the pensioners and disabled people. Big mistake. They promised people with the broadest shoulders would take the load and they haven’t done that either. Now pandering to Reform. A Huge Disappointment.
I’m from a lovely village in England, quietly living my life. We have people here from all over, especially Nepal as we have a Gurkha Battalion stationed here at the NATO camp nearby. No one is r*ping the kids. This is an outright disgusting lie.
November 4, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I’m from a lovely village in England, quietly living my life. We have people here from all over, especially Nepal as we have a Gurkha Battalion stationed here at the NATO camp nearby. No one is r*ping the kids. This is an outright disgusting lie.
Well if trump endorsement didn’t kill your campaign, then the guy who looks like he needs to drink the blood of young virgins to survive endorsing you really has to have killed it, buried it and ordered a head stone.
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Well if trump endorsement didn’t kill your campaign, then the guy who looks like he needs to drink the blood of young virgins to survive endorsing you really has to have killed it, buried it and ordered a head stone.
I hope so, he may even have to get a job!
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I hope so, he may even have to get a job!
I’ve watched all the series of The Big Bang Theory, which is about scientists. So, I guess I rack up my first Nobel Prize too!! Congratulation to me everybody.
October 31, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I’ve watched all the series of The Big Bang Theory, which is about scientists. So, I guess I rack up my first Nobel Prize too!! Congratulation to me everybody.
Toyoda. His name is Toyoda you cretinous lump.
October 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Toyoda. His name is Toyoda you cretinous lump.
I’m European & I’m hoping the fella wins. Also, most Europe tends to not really care about the Mayor of a city thousands of miles away in a different continent only US press seems to forget the US isn’t the centre of everybody’s world.
October 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I’m European & I’m hoping the fella wins. Also, most Europe tends to not really care about the Mayor of a city thousands of miles away in a different continent only US press seems to forget the US isn’t the centre of everybody’s world.
I’ve heard that as a child, he once ran with scissors. This is unconfirmed, but I’m assuming likely.
October 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I’ve heard that as a child, he once ran with scissors. This is unconfirmed, but I’m assuming likely.
Did Labour just try and do this and got absolutely slammed for it. So why are they repeating a policy that was really unpopular?
October 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Did Labour just try and do this and got absolutely slammed for it. So why are they repeating a policy that was really unpopular?
At what point does the rest of the world just quarantine the US?
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
At what point does the rest of the world just quarantine the US?
In May this year I was eating at a garden party at Buckingham Palace after meeting the Queen. I had cheese on toast for my dinner last night followed by a sweet I found in a tub from last years Halloween I’d forgotten about. It was a Black Jack and it was all sticky, and I still ate it.
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
In May this year I was eating at a garden party at Buckingham Palace after meeting the Queen. I had cheese on toast for my dinner last night followed by a sweet I found in a tub from last years Halloween I’d forgotten about. It was a Black Jack and it was all sticky, and I still ate it.
If a private citizen pays the military directly and their pay doesn’t come direct from Government, then doesn’t that military technically work for that private citizen? This can be remotely legal.
October 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
If a private citizen pays the military directly and their pay doesn’t come direct from Government, then doesn’t that military technically work for that private citizen? This can be remotely legal.