Hard to consider this misinformation when there isn’t any information at all, accurate or not. It’s just… gibberish.

Obviously that’s not actually a compliment about me, but I took it as one anyway

Did scooby doo write this part?

That was brilliant! I love it too!

I was a stay at home mum for many years when my kids were little, and my boiled eggs look exactly the same. So at least you also have a career 😂

I could almost be tempted to apply just to get meet them for an interview

I knew someone who shared a birthday with their sister, one year apart. They decided to count back 9 months and found their dad’s birthday. They regretted working that out.

Right? The whole thing is just amazing

Fruit-based living is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard

My kid and I do the same for hydralyte, and it definitely works better, but it actually makes me feel cooler too.

This sounds like a malfunctioning 80s robot, with its head spinning and sparks coming out of its neck. ‘Desire, desire, he wants to be desired, desired…’