When I worked in TK Maxx as a teen as a cashier, my manager asked me to formally apply to be a cash office associate. It took me at least 2 years to realise (& I still cringe to remember) that I handed my manager a floppy disk with my application saved on it under the file name "Liz cash off ass"

I like the sparkles, but I think it's only supposed to be worn for Twilight races ✨🧛✨

I once looked up and smiled at a kid approaching me (I think to steal my phone). He half laughed and did a 180 turn back to walk back towards his friends. For whatever reason, my first thought was "the cheeky little jackanapes" 😅

In the UK, kids often eat turkey dinosaurs, and I always think about how they're basically dinosaurs that have been shaped to look like other dinosaurs

Bookmarking this novel idea for later 👏🏻

I've given up trying to speed it: I just chop up small/thin cubes of butter and space them about one-per-bite on the bread 😅