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gnarly rae jepsen
@lizmaebrooks.bsky.social
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merch guy • friend to the turtles • occasional jack of all trades • union hottie

would rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints

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first wednesday
Facebook avatar sticker of an elderly white man with gray hair and glasses waving a rainbow flag. The text says tornado sirens are going off. There is a turkey, turkey leg, leaf, and ballot box emoji. These are the themes for november.
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
lizmaebrooks.bsky.social
FIRST WEDNESDAY
Facebook avatar sticker of an elderly white man with gray hair and glasses waving a rainbow flag. The text says tornado sirens are going off. There is a bat, ghost, and jack o lantern emoji. this represents the halloween theme of october.
October 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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we live in hell!
smug looking white man famous for being the featured photo on the onion’s classic article “heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point”
September 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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every time @pablo.show drops a new video
Edited version of the Onion Headline that says “Bill DeBlasio: Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find a Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?” that has a photo of former Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling. There’s a Los Angeles Clippers logo at the bottom. The text says “Donald Sterling: Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find An Owner That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?”
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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it’s the first wednesday of september
Facebook avatar sticker of an elderly white man with gray hair and glasses waving a rainbow flag. The text says tornado sirens are going off. There is an apple, falling leaves, and composition book emoji. this represents the back to school theme of September.
September 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Facebook meta image with rainbow flags and an old white man avatar that says TORNADO SIRENS ARE GOING OFF
August 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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greetings from beautiful san diego!
Photo of a black and gold motorcycle with an ornate drawing of a wizard on the front that says JIZZ WIZARD
August 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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the photos don’t do it justice but this is the biggest one i’ve ever seen out there! claws/feet are probably the size of the other turtles
incredibly large turtle the size of a hub cap next to a normal sized turtle incredibly large turtle the size of a hub cap next to a normal sized turtle
July 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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as a daughter who has been both sexually harassed and raped:
Matthew mcconaughey in true detective
June 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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from my instagram in 2014
three teenagers stand in a corner on ugly carpet in a classroom showing only their shoes. one is wearing light pink lace up vans sneakers, one is wearing white Nike Air Force ones, and one is wearing the most atrocious blue and purple zebra striped lace up vans low tops that ever existed. Photo taken in January 2014.
June 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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folks welcome back to turtle posting it’s been a long winter but we are back
a large snapping turtle with moss covering its back peaking its head out from vegetation covering the surface of a lake a large snapping turtle with moss covering its back peaking its head out from vegetation covering the surface of a lake
May 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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extremely niche post but the “young” pierce brosnan in mamma mia looks exactly like harv the dog in animal crossing new horizons
“young” pierce brosnan in mamma mia. a white middle aged man in a red button down shirt with a shitty cheap black vest. he has a brown velvet headband low on his forehead like a party city hippie costume. he has a bad long wave wig. he has a brown handlebar mustache (aggressive and aggressively fake) and soul patch. it looks like glued on pubic hair. harv the dog character from animal crossing. animated dog with a handlebar mustache, vest, bell bottoms, hippie head band, and tambourine, and round sunglasses.
May 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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first wednesday of may!!!
Light blue background. They are rainbow lines diagonally from the corners. There is a cartoon image of a man with gray hair, glasses, and a blonde mustache. He is grimacing and waving a rainbow flag. White text says “tornado sirens are going off.” There is a baby bird, firework, bumblebee, turtle, sun with a face, and flower emojis.
May 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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first wednesday of may!!!
Light blue background. They are rainbow lines diagonally from the corners. There is a cartoon image of a man with gray hair, glasses, and a blonde mustache. He is grimacing and waving a rainbow flag. White text says “tornado sirens are going off.” There is a baby bird, firework, bumblebee, turtle, sun with a face, and flower emojis.
May 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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denver!!!
a woman with wavy pink hair is walking down the street. she has on an embroidered blue top and black jeans. she is smoking a joint with her eyes closed. pink haired woman in all black and dark haired man with mustache in a blue crewneck and khaki shorts stand close in front of a beautiful mountainscape red haired woman in a grey sweatshirt and jeans is smiling and giving the peace sign in the mirror. a pink haired woman in all back is next to her, smiling. a shot of the red rocks amphitheater in morrison colorado. the crowd is full and the sun is low over the mountains.
May 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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man i love the midwest
photo of a basketball game. large crowd. Jumbotron says Fiserv.forum. There is an image of a deer mascot shooting brats out of a cannon. it is called a brat launcher
April 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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hello???
Citizen screenshot. 2.3 mil • 3848 13th ave s minneapolis mn Person Trapped in Deepening Hole 6.1k notified • 6.2k views
April 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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unfortunately for all the haters and losers i do in fact have that shit on
a woman is standing in front of a full length mirror in a room with black and white checkerboard tile. She has a leg popped and a hand in her pocket. she is wearing a black lace plunge top over a white tshirt with a black skirt. She has pink hair pulled into pigtail buns. She is smiling.
April 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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just in case you were wondering Lunds & Byerlys is sending this email out to former employees asking them to scab
Dear Former L&B Team Member, We hope this message finds you well. As you may be aware, we are currently in contract negotiations with UFCW Local 663. We are in the process of preparing for a potential three- day strike at 23 of our stores, anticipated for Thursday April 17- Saturday April 19. As we prepare to continue providing exceptional service to customers at these stores, we are reaching out to see if you would consider working at one of our stores if a strike were to occur. We understand the decision to cross the picket line is a personal one, and we deeply respect your decision. To provide you with a bit of context with the state of contract negotiations, the union's economic proposals total $43 million in cost additions. Lunds & Byerlys is proud to continue offering industry leading wages like the wages we proposed, which will allow To provide you with a bit of context with the state of contract negotiations, the union's economic proposals total $43 million in cost additions. Lunds & Byerlys is proud to continue offering industry leading wages like the wages we have proposed, which will allow us to continue charting a path through these tough economic times. We remain committed to doing the right thing for our employees, and our proposals demonstrate our deep commitment to further strengthening our status as a Top Workplace. Should you choose to help us serve our customers, we are offering a pay rate $24/hr. Any assistance you would be willing to offer would be greatly appreciated. If you are interested, please visit the job posting https://www.applicantpro.com/ openings/lundsandbyerlys/jobs/3709046- 335931 where you can find more information and apply for this temporary position. Thank you for your time and consideration. Appreciatively, Lunds & Byerlys
April 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Tornado sirens are going off for severe weather awareness week :)
April 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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🚨🚨🚨first wednesday of april 🚨🚨🚨
blue background of a Facebook emoji elderly white man with rainbows and rainbow flags. Text says “tornado sirens are going off” there is an emoji of a golf tee, purple umbrella with rainbow drops, baby chicken, bunny rabbit, and a cigarette with a leaf under it to refer to cannabis
April 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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sorry i didn’t know dudes rocking was a fucking crime
screenshot from the citizen app: .2 miles away - 519 hennepin ave Report of man in Chevy Tahoe asking to fight people
March 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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i will follow you into the dark came up on a playlist and now i am sad because the love of my life will die someday and so will i
white man looking distressed taking off his headphones
March 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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absolutely stellar out here the past couple days minnesota literally no notes
two male mallard ducks floating on the clear, still water of lake harriet. it looks like a painting. it’s not. beautiful pink and orange sunset peeking out between some trees last night
March 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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don’t make me tap the sign
Sign that reads: *CAUTION * THE MERCH PERSON BITES. THEIR FAVORITE FOOD IS HAGGLERS :)
March 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM