Look, as a movie, standing alone, it is entertaining and beautiful and moody. Del Toro's visuals are, as usual, ::chef's kiss::

As an adaptation of a beloved and groundbreaking work of literature, I think it fails

Such a good Stage Mother photo

That is so sad and scary! I'm glad you're ok

sameday.costco.com/store/costco...

I have no idea why this is financially viable but we've been using it for months. You have to be signed in as a member and there is a separate "same day" section on the website.

Also, if you order on the Costco website, they deliver for free (it's through insta cart but you don't pay the insta cart fee if ordered directly from Costco). You still tip but it's....wildly convenient

You really could

I mean, if you don't care at all about killing other people (or, as the case here, it's the goal), driving doesn't really require a lot of instruction