@lizjenkins.bsky.social
Umm that Uber commercial during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade had me and my toddler
a little girl wearing glasses and a headband is holding a teddy bear while sitting next to a woman .
ALT: a little girl wearing glasses and a headband is holding a teddy bear while sitting next to a woman .
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November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Umm that Uber commercial during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade had me and my toddler
Love is blind is … pure evil.
Madison: I’m heart broken. You’re tearing me apart. We will never kiss again
Joe:
Madison: I’m heart broken. You’re tearing me apart. We will never kiss again
Joe:
a young boy wearing sunglasses is sitting at a table with plates of food
ALT: a young boy wearing sunglasses is sitting at a table with plates of food
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October 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Love is blind is … pure evil.
Madison: I’m heart broken. You’re tearing me apart. We will never kiss again
Joe:
Madison: I’m heart broken. You’re tearing me apart. We will never kiss again
Joe:
Reposted
I can’t stop thinking about how the Access Hollywood tape came out before the election even happened, yet suddenly we have people concerned that the President might have lied about being a sexual predator who were totally fine with it when he told the truth about being a sexual predator
very grim
very grim
July 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I can’t stop thinking about how the Access Hollywood tape came out before the election even happened, yet suddenly we have people concerned that the President might have lied about being a sexual predator who were totally fine with it when he told the truth about being a sexual predator
very grim
very grim
lol Elon and Trump eating each other alive
June 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
lol Elon and Trump eating each other alive
When you just went grocery shopping but you want to eat out instead
April 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
When you just went grocery shopping but you want to eat out instead
Omg @davidkrumholtz.bsky.social is SENDING MEEEE in The Studio 🤣🤣 yay! For laughing again 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
March 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Omg @davidkrumholtz.bsky.social is SENDING MEEEE in The Studio 🤣🤣 yay! For laughing again 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
Not us all standing up to Beyoncé about our lack of funds. We really said
a man in a suit stands in front of a chalkboard in a classroom
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February 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Not us all standing up to Beyoncé about our lack of funds. We really said
Beyonce!!!!!!
a man wearing overalls and a cowboy hat holds corn on the cob in his hands
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February 2, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Beyonce!!!!!!
Them: why is everything always about race with you people???
Their leader: race & DEI caused a tragic plane crash where innocent people lost their lives. I have zero proof of this but I’m going to say it
Their leader: race & DEI caused a tragic plane crash where innocent people lost their lives. I have zero proof of this but I’m going to say it
January 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Them: why is everything always about race with you people???
Their leader: race & DEI caused a tragic plane crash where innocent people lost their lives. I have zero proof of this but I’m going to say it
Their leader: race & DEI caused a tragic plane crash where innocent people lost their lives. I have zero proof of this but I’m going to say it
This is the most popular TikTok I have. It is a parody of Jan 6th, the day much of America decided to brush off an insurrection
January 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is the most popular TikTok I have. It is a parody of Jan 6th, the day much of America decided to brush off an insurrection
Hilary Clinton: They are Deplorable
Elon Musk: Hold my Sink 🥴
Elon Musk: Hold my Sink 🥴
December 29, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Hilary Clinton: They are Deplorable
Elon Musk: Hold my Sink 🥴
Elon Musk: Hold my Sink 🥴
It ends with receipts 👀
December 23, 2024 at 4:53 AM
It ends with receipts 👀
November 29, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I’m a Little Tea Pot is Back That A** Up for toddlers. They here those first few notes and they are activated #toddlers
a table with a bunch of teapots and cups
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November 27, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I’m a Little Tea Pot is Back That A** Up for toddlers. They here those first few notes and they are activated #toddlers
Dear Deodorant Companies,
Deodorant can’t be $10 then the last 1/4 of it is useless because it flew off onto the bathroom ground. You’re doing something so very wrong. Give me my $3 back!
Deodorant can’t be $10 then the last 1/4 of it is useless because it flew off onto the bathroom ground. You’re doing something so very wrong. Give me my $3 back!
November 27, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Dear Deodorant Companies,
Deodorant can’t be $10 then the last 1/4 of it is useless because it flew off onto the bathroom ground. You’re doing something so very wrong. Give me my $3 back!
Deodorant can’t be $10 then the last 1/4 of it is useless because it flew off onto the bathroom ground. You’re doing something so very wrong. Give me my $3 back!