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talk to myself about woso, occasionally broso. she/her
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i would really love to still have a positive place online where i can get updates about woso, & i can’t be over there anymore
chicago (red) stars, chelsea women, uswnt fan
chicago (red) stars, chelsea women, uswnt fan
kang sent a text as soon as the final whistle blew to a crew that will do an inception on the other nwsl owners and they will all wake up tomorrow with the original idea of removing the salary cap
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
kang sent a text as soon as the final whistle blew to a crew that will do an inception on the other nwsl owners and they will all wake up tomorrow with the original idea of removing the salary cap
who is named mvp of that game? has to be rose i guess but if we're going on who was the most valuable player i think there's some solid evidence that it was hal based on the before/after of her injury! (i know the losing team never gets the mvp)
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
who is named mvp of that game? has to be rose i guess but if we're going on who was the most valuable player i think there's some solid evidence that it was hal based on the before/after of her injury! (i know the losing team never gets the mvp)
looking back at zero shots on target, this was actually sophisticated psychological warfare from jca
“He just texted me, said ‘Hey, I’m Juan Carlos [Amorós]. I’m here. Whatever you need. Welcome to America.’”
Four Spanish coaches are going head-to-head in this weekend’s #NWSL + #LigaMXFem finals.
I wrote about their connections, differences, and journeys
www.si.com/soccer/spani...
Four Spanish coaches are going head-to-head in this weekend’s #NWSL + #LigaMXFem finals.
I wrote about their connections, differences, and journeys
www.si.com/soccer/spani...
How Spanish Managers Are Dominating Women’s Soccer in North America
The biggest finals in the U.S. and Mexico will feature coaches from Spain facing off for trophies. Is there a formula or is it just coincidence?
www.si.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
looking back at zero shots on target, this was actually sophisticated psychological warfare from jca
the last-seed-to-champion narrative is extremely annoying i have to say and i hate that i'm going to have to listen to another offseason of it
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
the last-seed-to-champion narrative is extremely annoying i have to say and i hate that i'm going to have to listen to another offseason of it
and now trinity the vibes are rancid for washington
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
and now trinity the vibes are rancid for washington
players make mistakes all the time and they have to live with it and move on but it feels particularly cruel that the mistake that (at this moment) has spirit losing the championship wasn't actually the player's fault at all
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
players make mistakes all the time and they have to live with it and move on but it feels particularly cruel that the mistake that (at this moment) has spirit losing the championship wasn't actually the player's fault at all
not jaedyn squaring up to esme 😭
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
not jaedyn squaring up to esme 😭
i cursed him maybe
i have been really impressed by gonzález's refusal to push trinity when she's not healthy this post-season
Here are the starting lineups for the #NWSL final. As expected, Rodman on the bench for the Spirit.
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
i cursed him maybe
i mean that was bc hal couldn't run
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i mean that was bc hal couldn't run
oh good they're taking her out i was like "she's not....able to run??"
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
oh good they're taking her out i was like "she's not....able to run??"
oh spirit can't lose hal
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
oh spirit can't lose hal
no cut back to the match???
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
no cut back to the match???
oh my god somebody SHOOT
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
oh my god somebody SHOOT
mckeown & schupansky also having highlight-reel games
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
mckeown & schupansky also having highlight-reel games
ooh REAL lucky not to be sent off there
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
ooh REAL lucky not to be sent off there
gotham what a waste
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
gotham what a waste
ahhhhh gotta one-time that leicy
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
ahhhhh gotta one-time that leicy
sorry to gotham and purce but that's a clean tackle
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
sorry to gotham and purce but that's a clean tackle
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What the signs say 🗣️🏳️⚧️
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
What the signs say 🗣️🏳️⚧️
one thing that has changed about me this year is i do believe everything that looks like a nefarious plot is in fact a nefarious plot
all supporter groups planned to hold signs about protecting trans and intersex people at minute 20 and the in stadium clock stopped at 17:30 until about 23rd minute 🤨
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
one thing that has changed about me this year is i do believe everything that looks like a nefarious plot is in fact a nefarious plot
i don't think gotham can press like this the whole game....
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i don't think gotham can press like this the whole game....
i have been really impressed by gonzález's refusal to push trinity when she's not healthy this post-season
Here are the starting lineups for the #NWSL final. As expected, Rodman on the bench for the Spirit.
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
i have been really impressed by gonzález's refusal to push trinity when she's not healthy this post-season
so i should have gotten on the riverhounds bandwagon it seems
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
so i should have gotten on the riverhounds bandwagon it seems
do you think there’s a chance the nwsl winner gets invited to the white house or no bc they only like to care about women’s sports as a way to demonize trans ppl
i don’t want to see either of these teams there so there may be one (1) advantage to them disrespecting women athletes
i don’t want to see either of these teams there so there may be one (1) advantage to them disrespecting women athletes
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
do you think there’s a chance the nwsl winner gets invited to the white house or no bc they only like to care about women’s sports as a way to demonize trans ppl
i don’t want to see either of these teams there so there may be one (1) advantage to them disrespecting women athletes
i don’t want to see either of these teams there so there may be one (1) advantage to them disrespecting women athletes