Every allegation is a confession

Two weeks til mine!

Microfiber, slime, unsealed terracotta,

I could continue, but they all result in the same

Gotta love when the algorithm recommends a post from one of your professors almost 2 decades after having his class.

Yuuuuup. My friends are my kids’ aunts and uncles. Their kids are my kids’ cousin.

Also, a cousin of my cousin is also my cousin.

Reminding us to drink water and take meds is advice.

Being kind also applies to one’s self. I hope you feel better soon

This is actually Dean’s heaven, not cruising around solo in Baby

Maybe he read an article about Pinkertons fighting rednecks and got confused?

*get wrecked

Bluesky. I’m begging for an edit button

My mother has eaten the same 3 meals, every day, for 60 years, and my grandpa used to leave for work early enough that if the car broke down he could walk and still make it on time… but yeah, it’s the Tylenol

Bet wrecked

It’s just going to make you love him more.

And also it will make you never want to buy Bob Ross merch ever again.

I choose to believe that the media doesn’t identify this wastes as white because everybody already assumes they are, because, who else would it be?

I know that’s not the truth, but it helps me