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Elizabeth Eileen
@lizeileen.bsky.social
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Chicago based! Recently got foster cats so giving up my lurker lifestyle to promote them and help find them homes ❤️

Banner is my late great Kublai Khat
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Have you ever wanted to adopt a cat who looks disturbingly like Wilford Brimley??? I've got good news for you
A white Persian cat whose face looks like it has a big mustache like actor Wilford Brimley's crouches behind some scrap packing paper, big fluffy mittens sticking out underneath Same cat is sleeping in a shallow cardboard box, using one of her paws as a pillow. In photo caption reads "When your paws are that fluffy, of course they make good pillows". Same cat emerges from under a chair and stares straight up at the camera/photographer
March 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Wishing everyone at least one nap this peaceful in the coming days
The face and one ear of a grey tabby cat pokes out of the unzipped-neck portion of my colorful fleece quarter zip. She is deeply sleeping on my stomach/chest in between my shirt and the fleece.
January 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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October 2, 2024 at 1:10 PM
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Lightly colored Japanese harlequin rabbit attempting to usurp my butter lovers popcorn. Snap caption "EXCUSE YOU, SIR"
October 2, 2024 at 8:40 AM
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Here's a phenomenal street orientation graphic that shows just how grid based our streets are in a cool way!
A visual consisting of lots of small circles; each circle is a histogram showing street orientation for various cities, the cities are in alphabetical order The same visuals but in order of most orderly to least, Chicago's graph is almost a perfect plus shape bc of the cities nearly exclusively E/W and N/S street orientation
September 8, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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It's important that everyone knows she was already curly n scrunchy and she got CURLIER AND SCRUNCHIER #proofofcat
A grey tabby cat in a very tight sleep roll, if she were a croissant it would be too dense, it takes math to draw such a perfect circle
September 5, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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OH OH OH one eyed cat folks!!!!! We're NEW to this and I'm too stressed about it still. This is Kublai (lost it to nasty secondary glaucoma)
A grey tabby cat, mostly under a knit blanket, nestled behind the crook of my knee, with only one green eye and goofy big white whiskers
September 5, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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Nothing better than finding a good cuddle buddy on a lazy caturday "KublaiKhat
A grey tabby sleeps in a black fuzzy papasan chair with a giant plush tortoise on top of her - all that can be seen of the cat is her smushed face and one stretched paw Same situation but all that can be seen of the cat is her ears and the crown of her head Same, just a face peeking out - her single eye is open with some resting bitch face action going on (her other eye was removed due to glaucoma) Same, but her face is EXTRA smushed
August 24, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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She was already a clumsy goofy girl and one eye won't help, but she's going to be MUCH more effective at begging for treats lol
Gray tabby cat with white whiskers head peeking out from amongst blankets - she only has one eye but looks alert and very cute
August 22, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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After 8 months of health issues and almost all of that in a cone, today might be the first full cone free day since her eye removal. She is using her freedom to enjoy nature. #proofofcat
A grey tabby cat sitting on a messy table by the window; the window has a suction cup bird feeder in it, with a squirrel enjoying the buffet. The cat watches and wonders.
August 22, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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I do not know how well it works and it's treating a symptom instead of the cause but might be worth looking into!!
A screenshot of the bluesky block screenshot labeler
August 1, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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Everyone send soft nice thoughts to my 10yo cat Kublai who is on her last dose of post op kitty opiates this afternoon and will be forced back down to earth soon
A grey/blue tabby cat in a very large cone of shame with one eye removed and the socket stitched shut
July 25, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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For posterity:
Horses are ready for the hype train as Neil Young and Crazy Horse come back to the live stages with a bang for their “Love Earth Tour" on Thursday, 23rd of May, at Huntington Bank Pavilion, Chicago, Illinois. After a decade, Neil Young and Crazy Horse, composed of Nifs Lofgren, Billy Talbot, and Ralph Molina, will be sharing the stage once again as they hit their 16-date National Tour to treat the Horses with noise rock and synth-pop that they have been waiting for a long time. Wrapping up a new album, “Fu##in' Up,” Neil Young and Crazy Horse are relinquishing their folk-rock discography as they showcase their rock-filled timeless hits. Known for their songs, including "Cinnamon Girl" and "Down By The River," they are going for an all-out rock burst as the fans gather at once for this monumental event for the Horses. Saddle up and get ready for a rock splash as Neil Young and Crazy Horse deliver a nostalgic concert experience up for grabs. Secure your tickets now! The comeback tour of the century is arriving at the Chicago streets as Neil Young and Crazy Horse drop their “Love Earth Tour" on Thursday, 23rd of May, at Huntington Bank Pavilion, Illinois. The noisy rock type of music by Neil Young and the rootsy rock tunes by Crazy Horse will be mixing like fine liquor as they hit the best songs from their generation-old albums. Ten years since their last road tour, Neil Young and Crazy Horse are back in the game as they hit the live stages with their booming rock-centric music. Bringing a 16-date national tour, they will have their stop in Illinois to treat the fans with a garage-band style of rock music that will surely make them feel like it is going back in time. Neil Young had his best years in his musical career with the band Crazy Horse. Known as the sideman band for Neil Young, Crazy Horse is also a known roots-rock band that had a great run in California. Having released their self-titled album in 1971 to the creation of Neil Young’s big a known roots-rock band that had a great run in California. Having released their self-titled album in 1971 to the creation of Neil Young’s biggest hit, “Harvest”, the connection between Neil Young and Crazy Horse is unmatched, as seen in their successful jam throughout the years. Young won several Grammy and Juno Awards and was awarded the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame twice, which also mirrors Crazy Horse’s talents. Now, they are cooking another banger as they release the “Fu##in' Up” album and a national tour for the fans that waited for so long. The “Fu##in' Up” tracklist is composed of: City Life (Country Home) Feels Like a Railroad (River of Pride) (White Line) Heart of Steel (Fuckin’ Up) Broken Circle (Over and Over) Valley of Hearts (Love to Burn) Farmer John Walkin’ in My Place (Road of Tears) (Mansion on the Hill) To Follow One’s Own Dream (Day That Used to Be) A Chance on Love (Love and Only Love) “In the spirit it’s offered, we made this for the Horse lovers. I can’t stop it. “In the spirit it’s offered, we made this for the Horse lovers. I can’t stop it. The Horse is running’. What a ride we have. I don’t want to mess with the vibe, and I am so happy to have this to share”, Neil Young said on the comeback tour with Crazy Horse. Chicago's finest Huntington Bank Pavilion will be the home of Neil Young and Crazy Horse for their “Love Earth Tour''. With its outdoor amphitheater known as a world-class concert venue, prepare for a rock music barrage as 30,000 Horses slide to the venue to witness the rock music nostalgia from Neil Young and Crazy Horse. Grab your tickets now!
June 17, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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Long and detailed focaccia recipe, if you use a screen reader etc and want it reply and I'll type it all up!
June 16, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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Screenshot of a Brian Regan stand up bit transcript that reads "So, I was driving today, and I came upon a truck… Pulling a horse trailer with a sign on the back– “caution: transporting show horses.” Ohh. “Oh, 10:00 and 2:00! “We’re sharin’ the road with show horses. “If I start to lose control, I’ll hit one of these cars with people! “Or at least a trailer with just plain old horses. But those horses, they gotta put on a show!” What are you supposed to do in a spin-out? Don’t hit the show horses! Anything but the show horses! Can you imagine hitting– [gibberish] then I came up on another truck pulling a trailer with a sign on the back, “don’t worry, just dumb old donkeys.” I was crossing over the line. Boom, boom. Boom. Hee-haw! Boom. Who cares? Just dumb old donkeys. They refuse to apply themselves. [Brays] heck with them. Those dumb old donkeys."
June 6, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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A DnD style alignment table across which the top we have bug body types: purist, exoskeleton and 6 legs; neutral, small and no bones; radical, no rules only vibes. Down the side we have habitat types: purist, lives mostly in or on the ground; neutral, gets around mainly by flying or swimming; radical, anywhere. Starting from the top right and reading left to right, then down, we have cicadas, snails, kittens, then shrimps, jellyfishes, pigeons, then mars rovers, tapeworms, computer errors
May 29, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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A saved snapchat of my own attempt to Google "what foods end with um" - the Google AI response is "According to Quora, papaya is a fruit name that ends with "um." My caption on the snap is "giggling maniacally. Also the fact that AI is pulling things from quora as fact 🙃"
May 9, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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This is..... a really strange claim that excludes so many people, including myself and my sister and about a quarter of my coworkers? You're right that none of us can stand this shit, though, that doesn't change.
Screenshot of a page from the Hamilton Project organization website that reads "In 2015, 3.5 million students over the age of 30 were enrolled in higher education. This chart shows the age distribution of undergraduate students by the type of institution in which the students were enrolled in 2015. While the plurality of students at both four-year and public two-year institutions are between the ages of 18 and 24, students at for-profit institutions tend to be older: almost half are age 30 or older. Nonetheless, more than 20 percent of undergraduate students at four-year institutions are over the age of 24."
May 7, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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And bitch I'm here with my MOTHER FUCKING LEMON PIG AND IT'S PENNY
Same picture as last post but with a penny shoved in the lemon pig mouth
January 1, 2024 at 6:05 AM
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But we grow regardless
A very fresh lemon, with toothpick legs and clove eyes to just barely maybe be a pig
January 1, 2024 at 6:04 AM
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2023 did a number on us
A lemon that is a year old at least, with toothpick legs, clove eyes, and a tinfoil tail, holding a very corroded penny in its mouth, vaguely resembling a penny (serious), as the American 1970s required (joke)
January 1, 2024 at 6:03 AM
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Gluten free fam, I've got very exciting news
A blue-green colored bag of Ghirardelli chocolate that is cookie flavored, with text stating that the cookie pieces in the chocolate are gluten free
November 15, 2023 at 6:03 AM