Ok FINE i will bring my world famous #BeatlesLyricsAboutJizz thread to this platform. Since hashtags don’t work here, I will be using the standard jizz emoji: 💦

You ever just take a shit?

It’s so nice to be able to post whenever I want. Back on Twitter, I was naked every time I tweeted

I have a lot of thoughts about fun songs to fuck to, for someone who has literally never fucked to music in my life

I am become Darth, destroyer of world

@jimatdeltaco.bsky.social Jesus Christ is this deliberate?? “she can’t even have kids, her uterus is the wrong shape” :(

Confusing / annoying times for guys named Al

It’s so fucking weird and great that this Barbenheimer thing is a thing, I mean it’s a completely absurd amalgam of things for everyone to obsess about but I LOVE THAT WE’RE ALL DOING IT

Oppenheimer, but he’s The Scatman, call him Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Boppeheimer.

Not that I don’t support the current strikes happening, this is a comment about this news outlet not the individuals in these articles - but the person in the first headline is making more than the person in the second headline

My great hope for this site is that we can bring back when it was all about those silly whimsical hashtag games from back when the world wasn’t entirely in the toilet yet

Got an invite code off my BFF and was so excited, but promptly fartassed around not setting up my profile for a week, which is v on brand for me.