My best friend has been listening to Cory Booker’s filibuster since 7am and I’m debating spending $45 on black sesame spread. One of us is definitely better than the other lol

Nothing relaxes me quite like the 90 seconds of ads before my 10-minute mediation video 😌

I pre-ordered Under the Same Stars (came out 2/4!!!) from @barnesandnoble.com, and the first one never arrived, so they replaced it and now the tracking on the replacement hasn’t moved since 2/14 😒

I just want my book!!

My grandma and I have a totally normal relationship, why do you ask?

Leaving tomorrow for a few days so naturally my bf is excited about all the things he can do while I’m not there, which apparently is just eating mushrooms and spicy food, and not making the bed lol

It’s got to be killing trump that more people are talking about elon after his inauguration than him lol

The loaded cereal girlies really popped off with this one. I didn’t know you could legally add more than just fruit to your cereal!

Long overdue, but officially deleted my Twitter account after the N*zi salute. Should have done it the second he bought the platform. Anyway, what’s the vibe over here?