Lizzy Clarizio
@lizclarizio.bsky.social
Social Anxiety Social Worker Barbie
I gotta say, I’m pretty happy to see that everyone is kinda done with Spotify wrapped this year, what with last years design sucking and the whole “they run ads for I*E” thing
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I gotta say, I’m pretty happy to see that everyone is kinda done with Spotify wrapped this year, what with last years design sucking and the whole “they run ads for I*E” thing
I have to be the most fuckable citizen in this jury duty reporting hall
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I have to be the most fuckable citizen in this jury duty reporting hall
My hair looked phenomenal today. But I was roasted when my niece hugged me and said “your hair feels like carpet.”
Girl yeah that’s called curly hair frizz!
Girl yeah that’s called curly hair frizz!
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
My hair looked phenomenal today. But I was roasted when my niece hugged me and said “your hair feels like carpet.”
Girl yeah that’s called curly hair frizz!
Girl yeah that’s called curly hair frizz!
Alright fine, I’ll rewatch Bridgerton season 2
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Alright fine, I’ll rewatch Bridgerton season 2
Me: I don't have anything to wear to Wicked
Also me:
Also me:
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Me: I don't have anything to wear to Wicked
Also me:
Also me:
What’s it called when you’re genuinely happy something good happened to your friend and also have the uncontrollable feeling of it should have been me. Envy doesn’t feel like it covers it.
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What’s it called when you’re genuinely happy something good happened to your friend and also have the uncontrollable feeling of it should have been me. Envy doesn’t feel like it covers it.
Once I figure out how to make my washday curls last longer than 20 minutes, it’s over for you bitches
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Once I figure out how to make my washday curls last longer than 20 minutes, it’s over for you bitches
Is it Frigid-Aire or Frigi-Daire?
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Is it Frigid-Aire or Frigi-Daire?
When I’m sick, I’ll drink 2 cups of coffee and then go right to sleep
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
When I’m sick, I’ll drink 2 cups of coffee and then go right to sleep
I think I staved off the sick as long as possible. I feel like death.
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I think I staved off the sick as long as possible. I feel like death.
Yall ever tried hanging out with your friends? Good shit.
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Yall ever tried hanging out with your friends? Good shit.
I vow to take as many baths as possible this long cold dark season. I bought an underwater light, an overflow drain cover and yummy smelling bath salts. How can I make it even cozier?
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I vow to take as many baths as possible this long cold dark season. I bought an underwater light, an overflow drain cover and yummy smelling bath salts. How can I make it even cozier?
Welcome to sleep talking with Lizzy
November 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Welcome to sleep talking with Lizzy
Ahahahha met a cute guy at a bar last weekend, hung out for a bit, got his number, texted him tonight saying hey how’s it going?? He said “aye, fire glasses!!” Chat, I wasn’t wearing fire glasses. My hot friend was.
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Ahahahha met a cute guy at a bar last weekend, hung out for a bit, got his number, texted him tonight saying hey how’s it going?? He said “aye, fire glasses!!” Chat, I wasn’t wearing fire glasses. My hot friend was.
I LMADE TOO MANY PLANS IN ONE WEEK
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I LMADE TOO MANY PLANS IN ONE WEEK
Just thought “I need to vacuum but i don’t wanna wake the neighbors!”
It’s 5:37pm.
It’s 5:37pm.
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Just thought “I need to vacuum but i don’t wanna wake the neighbors!”
It’s 5:37pm.
It’s 5:37pm.
Eating an entire multi-serving bag of popcorn in one sitting feels so much better when I remember what a large popcorn serving is at a movie theater
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Eating an entire multi-serving bag of popcorn in one sitting feels so much better when I remember what a large popcorn serving is at a movie theater
Just talked my 9 year old niece through an emotional breakdown. I am not made for motherhood
November 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Just talked my 9 year old niece through an emotional breakdown. I am not made for motherhood
Happy November 1st to everyone discovering full body paint is a lot harder to get off than they thought
November 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Happy November 1st to everyone discovering full body paint is a lot harder to get off than they thought
Just saw pumpkin spice potato chips
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Just saw pumpkin spice potato chips
BREAKING: Local girl discovers for the 472nd time that she likes her body when she wears clothes that fit!!
October 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
BREAKING: Local girl discovers for the 472nd time that she likes her body when she wears clothes that fit!!
Finally turned my heat on and brought a comforter and bed pillow out to the couch for ultimate movie watching vibes.
Nothing ruins the mood of watching a really sad movie though like having ads for toilet paper and dishwasher detergent right after a heart-wrenching scene
Nothing ruins the mood of watching a really sad movie though like having ads for toilet paper and dishwasher detergent right after a heart-wrenching scene
October 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Finally turned my heat on and brought a comforter and bed pillow out to the couch for ultimate movie watching vibes.
Nothing ruins the mood of watching a really sad movie though like having ads for toilet paper and dishwasher detergent right after a heart-wrenching scene
Nothing ruins the mood of watching a really sad movie though like having ads for toilet paper and dishwasher detergent right after a heart-wrenching scene
I watched Frankenhooker for the first time last night and it changed my life
October 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I watched Frankenhooker for the first time last night and it changed my life
Ask any grown woman if she’s treated differently by men when wearing two braids or pigtails vs any other hairstyle and she’ll definitely have some stories for you
October 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ask any grown woman if she’s treated differently by men when wearing two braids or pigtails vs any other hairstyle and she’ll definitely have some stories for you