Liz Ballard
@lizballard.bsky.social
Love my baby girls! No DMs please. The time to buy stock in pitchforks is nigh.
Say “Quiet, piggy!” and push him away from the toaster while humming fly eagles fly.
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Say “Quiet, piggy!” and push him away from the toaster while humming fly eagles fly.
Some questions should go unanswered.
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Some questions should go unanswered.
What was he doing with his finger on the stripe? That was weird.
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
What was he doing with his finger on the stripe? That was weird.
Fantasy football.
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Fantasy football.
I’d rather a sullen teen eat the Reese’s than me.
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I’d rather a sullen teen eat the Reese’s than me.
For fantasy purposes alone, can we give him an assist?
September 15, 2025 at 11:16 AM
For fantasy purposes alone, can we give him an assist?
Good calls, I think AJ has a nice week. Keon too. Quinshon muddies the Sampson waters, not sure what to do there.
September 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Good calls, I think AJ has a nice week. Keon too. Quinshon muddies the Sampson waters, not sure what to do there.
Very sad to hear this, could be the end of a long career. Next up, Bill!
September 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Very sad to hear this, could be the end of a long career. Next up, Bill!
Love Deebo in this scoring format, reached for him at the 8.01 but dammit I wanted him! I’d love it if next year there were leagues formed for bluesky users, feeling a little left out because the league chat is on the other platform 🥸
July 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Love Deebo in this scoring format, reached for him at the 8.01 but dammit I wanted him! I’d love it if next year there were leagues formed for bluesky users, feeling a little left out because the league chat is on the other platform 🥸
Kincaid in the 12th seems like a steal!
July 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Kincaid in the 12th seems like a steal!
I got Nix too, hoped to pair with Sutton but wasn’t to be. Nice team!
July 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I got Nix too, hoped to pair with Sutton but wasn’t to be. Nice team!
OK there is a weatherman in Sarasota named John Scalzi and I’ve been a bit confused why my weather guy had beef with people
July 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
OK there is a weatherman in Sarasota named John Scalzi and I’ve been a bit confused why my weather guy had beef with people
June 14th should be referred to as Bonespur Awareness Day.
May 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
June 14th should be referred to as Bonespur Awareness Day.
Trolling Catholics two weeks after the death of the pope is surely being covered over at Fox with the same zest as a tan suit..oh.
May 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Trolling Catholics two weeks after the death of the pope is surely being covered over at Fox with the same zest as a tan suit..oh.
Kid was happy he got drafted, what’s the problem?
April 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Kid was happy he got drafted, what’s the problem?
It’s ok, tomorrow is a new day. Forgive yourself, grow, and continue to heal. It’s just a temporary setback.
April 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It’s ok, tomorrow is a new day. Forgive yourself, grow, and continue to heal. It’s just a temporary setback.
Can someone please explain to me how Nathan Lane and Catherine O’Hara haven’t been in anything together? It’s criminal, really. Albert and Moira having a screech off. Why hasn’t this happened?
March 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Can someone please explain to me how Nathan Lane and Catherine O’Hara haven’t been in anything together? It’s criminal, really. Albert and Moira having a screech off. Why hasn’t this happened?
That’s why Philly loves Jerry!
March 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
That’s why Philly loves Jerry!