just got served a commercial for Scottsdale AZ, this really is the darkest timeline
May 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
just got served a commercial for Scottsdale AZ, this really is the darkest timeline
Can you ever just tell one of your friends is probably bad at their job
April 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Can you ever just tell one of your friends is probably bad at their job
lip filler gf performative mullet bf
April 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
lip filler gf performative mullet bf
RFK jr is like Paul Atreides in that… he becomes the worm
April 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
RFK jr is like Paul Atreides in that… he becomes the worm
History books are going to have pictures of American elected officials taking selfies in front of an extermination camp. What a hideous stain on one’s legacy, to be remembered as someone who proudly supported this. What an ugly way to choose to live your life.
April 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
History books are going to have pictures of American elected officials taking selfies in front of an extermination camp. What a hideous stain on one’s legacy, to be remembered as someone who proudly supported this. What an ugly way to choose to live your life.
of course the clouds roll in right after I pick up a fat doinker to enjoy in the sun
April 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
of course the clouds roll in right after I pick up a fat doinker to enjoy in the sun
I love when the internet crashes out every few years when they discover Ed Sheeran is absolutely covered in atrocious tattoos
March 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I love when the internet crashes out every few years when they discover Ed Sheeran is absolutely covered in atrocious tattoos
We went to Crazy Horse when we visited Paris, and they sang “I Love Rock & Roll” but changed the lyrics to “I Love Crazy Horse,” and now the Crazy Horse version has become an intrusive thought that I will randomly sing to myself.
March 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We went to Crazy Horse when we visited Paris, and they sang “I Love Rock & Roll” but changed the lyrics to “I Love Crazy Horse,” and now the Crazy Horse version has become an intrusive thought that I will randomly sing to myself.
I know a clean surface hates to see my boyfriend coming
March 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I know a clean surface hates to see my boyfriend coming
Sabrina Carpenter and Britt Lower are really doing a lot for bangs
March 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Sabrina Carpenter and Britt Lower are really doing a lot for bangs
I mean this with my whole chest, if you drive like an asshole I hope you get into a car accident with someone who doesn’t have car insurance and you are financially and mentally burdened and inconvenienced for years.
March 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I mean this with my whole chest, if you drive like an asshole I hope you get into a car accident with someone who doesn’t have car insurance and you are financially and mentally burdened and inconvenienced for years.
I lowkey get sad when girls change their last names to their husband’s last name because I recognize them as that iconic first & last name. And now I see their name and i’m like “who is that?” And I start to forget their original last name 😕
March 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I lowkey get sad when girls change their last names to their husband’s last name because I recognize them as that iconic first & last name. And now I see their name and i’m like “who is that?” And I start to forget their original last name 😕
in case anyone was wondering, the new corporate tech slop buzzword is “agentic AI”
March 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
in case anyone was wondering, the new corporate tech slop buzzword is “agentic AI”
where can I find more shitposters on here, i’m trying to recreate 2014 twitter for myself
March 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
where can I find more shitposters on here, i’m trying to recreate 2014 twitter for myself
get a man who makes you feel like he’s a Make-A-Wish kid and you’re his dying wish
March 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
get a man who makes you feel like he’s a Make-A-Wish kid and you’re his dying wish
“We’re going to do another travel ban!” Bold of you to assume anyone would want to come here
March 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
“We’re going to do another travel ban!” Bold of you to assume anyone would want to come here
The things people are comfortable saying on LinkedIn is unbelievable. Unhinged content aside, getting on THE JOB WEBSITE and defending things like a nazi salute or Andrew Tate with your name and face and place of work attached??? Literally what the fuck is wrong with you???
March 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The things people are comfortable saying on LinkedIn is unbelievable. Unhinged content aside, getting on THE JOB WEBSITE and defending things like a nazi salute or Andrew Tate with your name and face and place of work attached??? Literally what the fuck is wrong with you???
idk I like… kind of think 5 years should be enough time to decide if you want to be with someone or not.
March 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
idk I like… kind of think 5 years should be enough time to decide if you want to be with someone or not.
I wish “make America great again” just meant making appliances that last for 50 years and designing buildings with unique architecture.
March 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I wish “make America great again” just meant making appliances that last for 50 years and designing buildings with unique architecture.
send me your fraternity’s composite and I’ll decide who is in sales or finance
March 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
send me your fraternity’s composite and I’ll decide who is in sales or finance
actually there should be MORE people who listen to videos on their phone at full volume at the airport
March 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
actually there should be MORE people who listen to videos on their phone at full volume at the airport
dems showing up in their pink blazers
a cheerleader with a bow in her hair is smiling
ALT: a cheerleader with a bow in her hair is smiling
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March 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
dems showing up in their pink blazers
I think Styx could reunite us as a country
March 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I think Styx could reunite us as a country
I don’t want much; just to go on a $5,000 shopping spree and spend like a week at a wellness spa.
March 2, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I don’t want much; just to go on a $5,000 shopping spree and spend like a week at a wellness spa.
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Congratulations to @flashes.blue for their official launch on the App Store 🎉🎉🎉
It’s an instagram alternative built on the AT protocol 🙌 all the visual scrolling with none of the Meta algorithm
It’s an instagram alternative built on the AT protocol 🙌 all the visual scrolling with none of the Meta algorithm
February 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Congratulations to @flashes.blue for their official launch on the App Store 🎉🎉🎉
It’s an instagram alternative built on the AT protocol 🙌 all the visual scrolling with none of the Meta algorithm
It’s an instagram alternative built on the AT protocol 🙌 all the visual scrolling with none of the Meta algorithm