Captain ACAB
@lizardman.bsky.social
He/Him Social Justice Road Warrior.
Insurance employee who supports Medicare For All
Comics and cartoons are my jam
Cops being unhinged violent weirdos isn't
Stop Cop City
Protect trans kids
It's not that hard to be a decent human being
Insurance employee who supports Medicare For All
Comics and cartoons are my jam
Cops being unhinged violent weirdos isn't
Stop Cop City
Protect trans kids
It's not that hard to be a decent human being
Well I had a run, not sure if I would say it was a good one
September 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Well I had a run, not sure if I would say it was a good one
There's nothing like giving my kid my phone to let him watch some Bluey only for him to throw said phone directly at my junk when I let my guard down.
NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN
NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN
September 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
There's nothing like giving my kid my phone to let him watch some Bluey only for him to throw said phone directly at my junk when I let my guard down.
NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN
NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN
Goodbye my thirties, at least you weren't as bad as my twenties but I bet I'll still miss you just the same
September 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Goodbye my thirties, at least you weren't as bad as my twenties but I bet I'll still miss you just the same
I was reading an article about Pete Hegeseth wasting resources (where's DOGE when you need them?) and noticed his wife's arm is in a sling. Can only imagine why knowing what I know about this guy.
August 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I was reading an article about Pete Hegeseth wasting resources (where's DOGE when you need them?) and noticed his wife's arm is in a sling. Can only imagine why knowing what I know about this guy.
It's a real shame he didn't fall through ceiling
August 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It's a real shame he didn't fall through ceiling
they're going to release the two or maybe even three pages that don't have Don's Cheeto fingers all over them
July 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
they're going to release the two or maybe even three pages that don't have Don's Cheeto fingers all over them
I don't trust the Democratic establishment to not ratfuck Mamdani somehow. Hope he stays on guard until it's a done thing (and probably ongoing to be honest)
June 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I don't trust the Democratic establishment to not ratfuck Mamdani somehow. Hope he stays on guard until it's a done thing (and probably ongoing to be honest)
I wanna lighten the vibe so hopefully this is funny.
On father's day I went to lunch with my family & my son (18 month old) who has started walking recently wandered around the restaurant with his Mom like a manager checking on people making sure they got enough bread sticks. No one seemed to mind
On father's day I went to lunch with my family & my son (18 month old) who has started walking recently wandered around the restaurant with his Mom like a manager checking on people making sure they got enough bread sticks. No one seemed to mind
June 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I wanna lighten the vibe so hopefully this is funny.
On father's day I went to lunch with my family & my son (18 month old) who has started walking recently wandered around the restaurant with his Mom like a manager checking on people making sure they got enough bread sticks. No one seemed to mind
On father's day I went to lunch with my family & my son (18 month old) who has started walking recently wandered around the restaurant with his Mom like a manager checking on people making sure they got enough bread sticks. No one seemed to mind
This asshole is going to start the second Civil War because Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries called him a chicken. Real tough guy behavior from an alpha male
June 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This asshole is going to start the second Civil War because Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries called him a chicken. Real tough guy behavior from an alpha male
I don't think for a sec the Taco in Chief is mad at Harvard because his lil rat didn't get in. He doesn't give a shit about any of his kids (except maybe the one he said we would have sex with if they weren't related). He's mad because Harvard isn't falling in line and that bothers him
May 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I don't think for a sec the Taco in Chief is mad at Harvard because his lil rat didn't get in. He doesn't give a shit about any of his kids (except maybe the one he said we would have sex with if they weren't related). He's mad because Harvard isn't falling in line and that bothers him
Found one of my Baby's milk bottles under my bed. Not sure how long it's been down there but someone decided to put gross yogurt in it for some reason. Very odd
May 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Found one of my Baby's milk bottles under my bed. Not sure how long it's been down there but someone decided to put gross yogurt in it for some reason. Very odd
Imagine if your last conversation with someone was with JD Vance. I'd probably b̶e̶ ̶m̶u̶r̶d̶e̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶e̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶o̶i̶s̶o̶n̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶C̶I̶A̶ ̶c̶h̶o̶c̶o̶l̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶e̶g̶g̶ die too
April 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Imagine if your last conversation with someone was with JD Vance. I'd probably b̶e̶ ̶m̶u̶r̶d̶e̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶e̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶o̶i̶s̶o̶n̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶C̶I̶A̶ ̶c̶h̶o̶c̶o̶l̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶e̶g̶g̶ die too
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I met a disabled vet at the fair that could use some help if anyone has in them to give
I met a disabled vet at the fair that could use some help if anyone has in them to give
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March 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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I met a disabled vet at the fair that could use some help if anyone has in them to give
I met a disabled vet at the fair that could use some help if anyone has in them to give
March 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Is Elon having all these damn kids because he hopes at least one of them will like him?
February 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Is Elon having all these damn kids because he hopes at least one of them will like him?
I'm not big city lawyer but If everyone is technically a woman now because of Trump's first executive order wouldn't that cancel out the no "men" in women's sports ban? They're all legally ladies, no fellas to be concerned about.
February 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I'm not big city lawyer but If everyone is technically a woman now because of Trump's first executive order wouldn't that cancel out the no "men" in women's sports ban? They're all legally ladies, no fellas to be concerned about.
Here I am lighting candles and making affirmations hoping this prick overdoses on ketamine already
January 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Here I am lighting candles and making affirmations hoping this prick overdoses on ketamine already
I noticed something about the way Nathan Fillion looks like in the new Superman trailer, portraying my favorite Lantern
December 19, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I noticed something about the way Nathan Fillion looks like in the new Superman trailer, portraying my favorite Lantern
Trump's latest G̶h̶o̶u̶l̶ appointment looks like Deadpool with the wig
November 23, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Trump's latest G̶h̶o̶u̶l̶ appointment looks like Deadpool with the wig
Name a better qualified doctor than Dr Oz
November 22, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Name a better qualified doctor than Dr Oz
It's my son's first birthday today! We got him a bear from build a bear (they have $1 bears for birthdays). I'm not gonna share a photo because I don't want his image in social media though sorry
November 22, 2024 at 4:01 AM
It's my son's first birthday today! We got him a bear from build a bear (they have $1 bears for birthdays). I'm not gonna share a photo because I don't want his image in social media though sorry
It's election day, god help us all
November 5, 2024 at 2:22 PM
It's election day, god help us all
I'm back bitches, what did I miss?
October 20, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I'm back bitches, what did I miss?