New aesthetic idea: Instead of sitting on the couch and looking at your phone, you sit at an actual table to eat breakfast while reading a physical newspaper with your wife, and you pass the pages back and forth and everything. I call it #boomercore. #girlmoregirlscore even.

my body is a machine that turns specifications into the most obnoxious edge-cases you've ever seen

Flexibility goal: To be able to reach my dog's Kong in the far back corner of his huge crate while standing

On my way out of Strange Loop, feeling the melancholy of something that could have been anything become, forever, exactly what it was. (Luckily, my train was cancelled, then I met up with a new friend to rent a car home, so I got to feel lots of feelings about that instead.)