Squam
@lizard.fun
29. Gay cisgender computer lizard. Married to Figgy the Bat. I do music and code. He/him. https://lizard.fun
I need to know how Bari Weiss went from a random opinion columnist to editor-in-chief of CBS News in the span of 5 years with zero noteworthy accomplishments.
December 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I need to know how Bari Weiss went from a random opinion columnist to editor-in-chief of CBS News in the span of 5 years with zero noteworthy accomplishments.
Had a dream that someone complimented my Python code for using type hints and docstrings
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Had a dream that someone complimented my Python code for using type hints and docstrings
Came up with a band name just now: "Betsy & Murgatroyd". I hereby release it into the public domain.
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Came up with a band name just now: "Betsy & Murgatroyd". I hereby release it into the public domain.
On the bright side, Vinton is going to love the box
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
On the bright side, Vinton is going to love the box
Had to go to the post office today because Amazon decided it would be best to ship the gifts I ordered in one gigantic box that's like 4 times larger than the parcel lockers here
December 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Had to go to the post office today because Amazon decided it would be best to ship the gifts I ordered in one gigantic box that's like 4 times larger than the parcel lockers here
Christmas tree is up! The cats helped.
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Christmas tree is up! The cats helped.
Ahem,
Thank you to everyone who listened to my music this year!
Merci à tous ceux qui ont écouté ma musique cette année !
¡Gracias a todos los que escucharon mi música este año!
Bedankt aan iedereen die dit jaar naar mijn muziek heeft geluisterd!
Thank you to everyone who listened to my music this year!
Merci à tous ceux qui ont écouté ma musique cette année !
¡Gracias a todos los que escucharon mi música este año!
Bedankt aan iedereen die dit jaar naar mijn muziek heeft geluisterd!
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Ahem,
Thank you to everyone who listened to my music this year!
Merci à tous ceux qui ont écouté ma musique cette année !
¡Gracias a todos los que escucharon mi música este año!
Bedankt aan iedereen die dit jaar naar mijn muziek heeft geluisterd!
Thank you to everyone who listened to my music this year!
Merci à tous ceux qui ont écouté ma musique cette année !
¡Gracias a todos los que escucharon mi música este año!
Bedankt aan iedereen die dit jaar naar mijn muziek heeft geluisterd!
Is Arkansas actually serious with this
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Is Arkansas actually serious with this
It's hard to get super excited for Spotify wrapped when you've been scrobbling everything for the past 7 years
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It's hard to get super excited for Spotify wrapped when you've been scrobbling everything for the past 7 years
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Thank you guys for making 2025 my best year for streaming yet! And we're just getting started!
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Thank you guys for making 2025 my best year for streaming yet! And we're just getting started!
Thinking about the time a Ronettes stan account was arguing with a Shirelles stan account on twitter and then one pointed out that the other was actually using a picture of the Crystals
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Thinking about the time a Ronettes stan account was arguing with a Shirelles stan account on twitter and then one pointed out that the other was actually using a picture of the Crystals
Remmy and Annie being frogs
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Remmy and Annie being frogs
Underrated album. It's just one guy on a drumset, but he makes that drumset sing
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Underrated album. It's just one guy on a drumset, but he makes that drumset sing
"Sorry, I was talking on mute" nah it's cool, it's just that you do this almost every meeting, and the amount of zoom meetings we have should've conditioned you to be aware of whether or not your mic is on, but it's no big deal really
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Sorry, I was talking on mute" nah it's cool, it's just that you do this almost every meeting, and the amount of zoom meetings we have should've conditioned you to be aware of whether or not your mic is on, but it's no big deal really
This is one of my favorite albums to listen to while relaxing until that random loud-ass sweeping sound on track 7 startles me back into reality
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is one of my favorite albums to listen to while relaxing until that random loud-ass sweeping sound on track 7 startles me back into reality
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I think I'm going to learn Rust solely because the people most opposed to Rust tend to be vile bigots
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I think I'm going to learn Rust solely because the people most opposed to Rust tend to be vile bigots
DFW stands for Dallas Fucking Wtexas
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
DFW stands for Dallas Fucking Wtexas
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Friendly reminder I am WIDE open for commissions and currently running 65$ flat colors and lined single characters :3
Act now while I'm not incredibly tempted to go back to writing music lol
Act now while I'm not incredibly tempted to go back to writing music lol
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Friendly reminder I am WIDE open for commissions and currently running 65$ flat colors and lined single characters :3
Act now while I'm not incredibly tempted to go back to writing music lol
Act now while I'm not incredibly tempted to go back to writing music lol
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According to my Wyoming Almanac, when there were constructing this road, they used dynamite in some sections, and in one instance blew up a huge rattlesnake den. It then rained rattlesnakes down on all the workers.
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
According to my Wyoming Almanac, when there were constructing this road, they used dynamite in some sections, and in one instance blew up a huge rattlesnake den. It then rained rattlesnakes down on all the workers.
A huge amount of our cultural and political rot comes from people not wanting to be perceived as "cringe" on the internet
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A huge amount of our cultural and political rot comes from people not wanting to be perceived as "cringe" on the internet
I'm just going to say it. Regular chess is already "3D Chess" because there are two spatial dimensions (the board) and a time dimension (tempo)
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'm just going to say it. Regular chess is already "3D Chess" because there are two spatial dimensions (the board) and a time dimension (tempo)