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Felt the need to log in to Bluesky to say that I think Cynthia's riff on "FIYEROOOO" was unnecessary
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Felt the need to log in to Bluesky to say that I think Cynthia's riff on "FIYEROOOO" was unnecessary
CMAOOOOO
(Chucklin my ass off)
(Chucklin my ass off)
July 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
CMAOOOOO
(Chucklin my ass off)
(Chucklin my ass off)
Possibly unpopular opinion but it should be illegal to have crying babies in public
July 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Possibly unpopular opinion but it should be illegal to have crying babies in public
Trump is gonna declare war the way Michael Scott declared bankruptcy
June 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Trump is gonna declare war the way Michael Scott declared bankruptcy
Hollywoods veneer blindness is insane but do you think celebs see our teeth how we see British teeth now
April 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Hollywoods veneer blindness is insane but do you think celebs see our teeth how we see British teeth now
Maybe Trump is just autistic and tarrifs are his special interest
April 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Maybe Trump is just autistic and tarrifs are his special interest
That guy who said Karoline Leavitts lips look like a booty hole that got a lot of action over pride weekend should be a poet
March 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
That guy who said Karoline Leavitts lips look like a booty hole that got a lot of action over pride weekend should be a poet
Pie rankings for pi day
Blueberry
Chicken Pot
Boston Cream
Honorable mentions - key lime, cherry, apple fuck I love pie so much
Blueberry
Chicken Pot
Boston Cream
Honorable mentions - key lime, cherry, apple fuck I love pie so much
March 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pie rankings for pi day
Blueberry
Chicken Pot
Boston Cream
Honorable mentions - key lime, cherry, apple fuck I love pie so much
Blueberry
Chicken Pot
Boston Cream
Honorable mentions - key lime, cherry, apple fuck I love pie so much
I think we can pinpoint start of the downfall of America to around when ‘dude wipes’ came out. Capitalism should have ended there.
March 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I think we can pinpoint start of the downfall of America to around when ‘dude wipes’ came out. Capitalism should have ended there.
No one’s even wished me a happy national women’s day to me yet worst national woman’s day ever!
March 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
No one’s even wished me a happy national women’s day to me yet worst national woman’s day ever!
Humiliatingly just outed myself as unemployed by checking LinkedIn notifications at 10pm on a Friday in public
March 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Humiliatingly just outed myself as unemployed by checking LinkedIn notifications at 10pm on a Friday in public
Honk shoo gang rise up
February 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Honk shoo gang rise up
Bottomless mimosas hate to see me coming
February 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Bottomless mimosas hate to see me coming
JD Vance’s fav Ben & Jerry’s flavor is vanilla probly
February 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
JD Vance’s fav Ben & Jerry’s flavor is vanilla probly
‘Woes hallow’ is the Severance equivalent of the sopranos when Chrissy and Pauly walnuts get lost in the woods
February 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
‘Woes hallow’ is the Severance equivalent of the sopranos when Chrissy and Pauly walnuts get lost in the woods
Truly the most diabolical playlist I’ve ever seen
February 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Truly the most diabolical playlist I’ve ever seen
I don’t have mild to severe plaque psoriasis (this is just a skeet for my algo to stop feeding me meds for it)
February 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I don’t have mild to severe plaque psoriasis (this is just a skeet for my algo to stop feeding me meds for it)
Bombastic side eye to anyone still sending me X links
January 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Bombastic side eye to anyone still sending me X links
*me at Italian restaurant*
How must I choose which noodle/ricotta/marina combo to order
How must I choose which noodle/ricotta/marina combo to order
January 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
*me at Italian restaurant*
How must I choose which noodle/ricotta/marina combo to order
How must I choose which noodle/ricotta/marina combo to order
The closest I’ll ever get to feeling heroin in my veins has gotta be 3:16-3:26 of all eyes on me
January 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The closest I’ll ever get to feeling heroin in my veins has gotta be 3:16-3:26 of all eyes on me
Any other Kettle brand ‘Salt & Vinegar’ enthusiasts noticing they taste watered down??? Do I have COVID??? Second bag in a row that tastes like a whisper of salt n vin
January 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Any other Kettle brand ‘Salt & Vinegar’ enthusiasts noticing they taste watered down??? Do I have COVID??? Second bag in a row that tastes like a whisper of salt n vin
I eat mini m&m’s like that guy in dumb n dumber takes his ulcer medication
January 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I eat mini m&m’s like that guy in dumb n dumber takes his ulcer medication
Whoever created zofran deserves a huge kiss on the lips
January 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Whoever created zofran deserves a huge kiss on the lips
Maturing is realizing you don’t like bloody Mary’s, you just want the pickle on top
December 31, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Maturing is realizing you don’t like bloody Mary’s, you just want the pickle on top
Only thing more magical than a tinsel rave is finally getting all the Christmas decor down and in storage frfr
December 31, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Only thing more magical than a tinsel rave is finally getting all the Christmas decor down and in storage frfr