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Felt the need to log in to Bluesky to say that I think Cynthia's riff on "FIYEROOOO" was unnecessary
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
CMAOOOOO

(Chucklin my ass off)
July 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Possibly unpopular opinion but it should be illegal to have crying babies in public
July 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Trump is gonna declare war the way Michael Scott declared bankruptcy
June 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hollywoods veneer blindness is insane but do you think celebs see our teeth how we see British teeth now
April 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Maybe Trump is just autistic and tarrifs are his special interest
April 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
That guy who said Karoline Leavitts lips look like a booty hole that got a lot of action over pride weekend should be a poet
March 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Pie rankings for pi day

Blueberry
Chicken Pot
Boston Cream

Honorable mentions - key lime, cherry, apple fuck I love pie so much
March 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I think we can pinpoint start of the downfall of America to around when ‘dude wipes’ came out. Capitalism should have ended there.
March 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
No one’s even wished me a happy national women’s day to me yet worst national woman’s day ever!
March 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Humiliatingly just outed myself as unemployed by checking LinkedIn notifications at 10pm on a Friday in public
March 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Honk shoo gang rise up
February 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Bottomless mimosas hate to see me coming
February 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
JD Vance’s fav Ben & Jerry’s flavor is vanilla probly
February 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
‘Woes hallow’ is the Severance equivalent of the sopranos when Chrissy and Pauly walnuts get lost in the woods
February 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Truly the most diabolical playlist I’ve ever seen
February 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I don’t have mild to severe plaque psoriasis (this is just a skeet for my algo to stop feeding me meds for it)
February 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Bombastic side eye to anyone still sending me X links
January 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
*me at Italian restaurant*

How must I choose which noodle/ricotta/marina combo to order
January 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The closest I’ll ever get to feeling heroin in my veins has gotta be 3:16-3:26 of all eyes on me
January 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Any other Kettle brand ‘Salt & Vinegar’ enthusiasts noticing they taste watered down??? Do I have COVID??? Second bag in a row that tastes like a whisper of salt n vin
January 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I eat mini m&m’s like that guy in dumb n dumber takes his ulcer medication
January 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Whoever created zofran deserves a huge kiss on the lips
January 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Maturing is realizing you don’t like bloody Mary’s, you just want the pickle on top
December 31, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Only thing more magical than a tinsel rave is finally getting all the Christmas decor down and in storage frfr
December 31, 2024 at 1:57 AM