well slap my ass and call me 1929 'cause i'm in a great

DEPRESSION.😭

3-0 during Toyotathon.

Glory to Toyotathon.

Everyone's a sucker for eyes 👁️👁️

Quote yours

Here, have a selfie Bluesky #selfie #beard #glasses #cannibalcoepse

Very sneaky there spooder #meme #tarantula #funny

I'm a hot dad now 🔥🧔‍♂️ #hotdad #random #rocketleague #Ineedanadult

“yOu NeEd tO gRoW oUt Of GaMiNg”

Listen…

I don’t drink
I don’t smoke
I BARELY do cocaine

Pretty sure I could do plenty of worse things with my time and money than playing video games

Well, not sure what to post first so here's a meme of my late cat 🐈