(( Olie (Oliver) Foreman (He/They)
Muse is 22

A snarky, yet well-intentioned enough, owner and chef of a small yet fairly popular diner in town
Somehow, this poor douche came from Earth A to Alternia and back home-ish to Earth C

#M3m3z

y3a u d0 that man
(chr1zt 1 f33l fuck3d rn)

what k1nda v1zual n0v3l uz3z actz n 1nt3rm1zz10nz?
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1 f33l r3ally 0ff talk1n ab0ut th1z
l3mm3 g0 z33 1f th3r3z a gaz l3ak 1n h3r3 0r zmth B/

y3ah!
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wa1t why d1d 1 fram3 1t l1k3 a play?
1 fuk1n hat3 playz

h3ll y3a B]
0l13 n ka3 adv3ntur3
thr33 m0r3 actz
f0ur 1nt3rm1zz10nz

z0undz c00l af my man
k1nda wanna j01n 1n 0n that actually...

y3a
zp3ak1n 0f
whacha g0nna d0 n0w that ur back anywayz?

0k fa1r 3n0ugh
but h3y
alt3rn1az pr0bably a zl1ghtly b3tt3r plac3 n0w r1ght?

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alt3rn1a haz 0zha?
g0d thatz dumb th0
1 fuk1n hat3 b1g c0mpan13z man
1m glad th3r3z baz1cally n0n3 0h 3arth c n0w

man that fuk1n zuckz!
d0nt yall hav3 any k1nd 0f actual pr0t3ct10n fr0m 3m 0n th3 zh1p?
mayb3 l1k3 zum k1nda zc1f1 zpac3 zh13ld?

what???
th3y d1dnt g1v3 ya any zpac3 gunz 0r laz3rz 0n th3 zh1p 0r anyth1n?
1z that l1t3rally what ur zupp0z3d t0 d0 wh3n ur 1n an azt3r01d zt0rm?

0h r1ght
w3ll 1t zt1ll muzta b33n z0 aw3z0m3 n act10n pack3d
u w3r3 pr0bably l1k3 "c< y0, 1 g0t tH1z zH1t r1gHt H3r3 ladz >c"
n th3n fuk1n blazt3d all th3 m3t10rz 1n th3 way 0r zmth

w0000ah!
u 0v3rthr3w ur c0mpany?!
dud3 thatz m3tal af!
wh0 d0 u w0rk f0r n0w th0?

1t r3ally haz d0g
1 m1zz3d u z0 bad
but dud3
ya HAV3 t0 t3ll m3 th3 d3ta1lz
what th3 h3ll happ3n3d 0v3r th3r3???

ay
w3lc0m3 h1v3 man
ab0ut t1m3 1f ya azk m3