This hits harder knowing Chucky canonically is an Ally

I'm very happy for you coming to terms with yourself like this, here's some images you might be using in the future:

I think you need a few more belts /j

But potion seller, I'm going into battle and I require your strongest potion

Remembering a theory someone posited once about Trump being the actual antichrist...

I'm not deep in the Bible lore, but I can see parallels to be certain

I genuinely had to double check this was the Onion, because I fully accepted that it was an actual headline