Am I selfish if I sell fish?
October 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Am I selfish if I sell fish?
A fart so loud it becomes the president of the United States of America.
September 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
A fart so loud it becomes the president of the United States of America.
Social media used to be more social and less media.
September 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Social media used to be more social and less media.
Hypocrisy, one of the most important traits to the survival of humans.
We spend the best part of our lives working aka being around people, clients or coworkers, with whom we would never want anything to do if there was no money involved.
We spend the best part of our lives working aka being around people, clients or coworkers, with whom we would never want anything to do if there was no money involved.
September 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Hypocrisy, one of the most important traits to the survival of humans.
We spend the best part of our lives working aka being around people, clients or coworkers, with whom we would never want anything to do if there was no money involved.
We spend the best part of our lives working aka being around people, clients or coworkers, with whom we would never want anything to do if there was no money involved.
Leaves are weird.
When they have sex they sound like rain.
When they have sex they sound like rain.
September 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Leaves are weird.
When they have sex they sound like rain.
When they have sex they sound like rain.
I used to be the anomaly that thought it was the rule.
September 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I used to be the anomaly that thought it was the rule.
No man, no matter how loyal and faithful he is, can stand his woman using his phone for more than a few seconds.
August 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
No man, no matter how loyal and faithful he is, can stand his woman using his phone for more than a few seconds.
There are those who are well organised and those who sit on their baggage to close it.
August 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
There are those who are well organised and those who sit on their baggage to close it.
"Everybody has bad days, you're not special"
and a thousand other things not to say to a woman.
and a thousand other things not to say to a woman.
June 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"Everybody has bad days, you're not special"
and a thousand other things not to say to a woman.
and a thousand other things not to say to a woman.
When are we going to start charging fat people extra money when taking any type of shared transportation?
May 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
When are we going to start charging fat people extra money when taking any type of shared transportation?
What did the foot fetishist think of the UN resolution?
He vetoed it.
He vetoed it.
May 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
What did the foot fetishist think of the UN resolution?
He vetoed it.
He vetoed it.
Lord grant me the commitment of the bass player in Rare Earth's 21-minute Get Ready.
April 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Lord grant me the commitment of the bass player in Rare Earth's 21-minute Get Ready.
Frogs love footjobs.
They like to get toad.
They like to get toad.
March 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Frogs love footjobs.
They like to get toad.
They like to get toad.
Inflation hitting so hard the homeless in Paris won't accept anything less than 2€.
March 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Inflation hitting so hard the homeless in Paris won't accept anything less than 2€.
The older I get the more me I become.
March 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The older I get the more me I become.
What do women and toddlers have in common?
The more you tell them to calm down the angrier they get.
The more you tell them to calm down the angrier they get.
February 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What do women and toddlers have in common?
The more you tell them to calm down the angrier they get.
The more you tell them to calm down the angrier they get.
Elon Musk has acquired Earth.
Rebranding to 'X', introducing a subscription for breathable air, and replacing world governments with a single, confusing poll.
Rebranding to 'X', introducing a subscription for breathable air, and replacing world governments with a single, confusing poll.
February 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Elon Musk has acquired Earth.
Rebranding to 'X', introducing a subscription for breathable air, and replacing world governments with a single, confusing poll.
Rebranding to 'X', introducing a subscription for breathable air, and replacing world governments with a single, confusing poll.
Bluesky isn't happening.
February 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Bluesky isn't happening.
I took an ADHD test in 2021.
I still haven't finished it.
I still haven't finished it.
February 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I took an ADHD test in 2021.
I still haven't finished it.
I still haven't finished it.
A successful marriage is a combination of love and respect, shared plans, and spending most of your time moving your partner's stuff out of your way.
January 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
A successful marriage is a combination of love and respect, shared plans, and spending most of your time moving your partner's stuff out of your way.
Millefeuille is overrated.
January 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Millefeuille is overrated.
At this stage, we're only keeping the USA to remind us to be thankful that we're not in the USA.
January 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
At this stage, we're only keeping the USA to remind us to be thankful that we're not in the USA.
What are your pronouns?
January 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
What are your pronouns?
Control freaks can't control their controlling nature.
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January 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Control freaks can't control their controlling nature.