Long
Car
Rides.

Don’t you wish
You could just
Lie back in
Your car seat,
All strapped in,
Suck your binkie,
And not worry
About the world,

Except what passes by
Outside the window?

Line
Line
Line
Cows
Line
Line
Line

The problem
With dogs:

They
Can
Always
Smell
Your
Wet
Diaper.

(But they don’t judge you.)

Morning comes.

Each day
The question:

Baby or Adult?

The baby can
Snooze in his crib,
Suck his paci,
Play video games,
And disregard
The world.

But someone must
Take responsibility
For all the work
That must be done.

Must adult.

For your viewing pleasure — a giraffe.