not even daylight can save us.

I hate ads that make it seem like you can play a little snippet of the game but anytime you touch the screen it tries to redirect you to the App Store ☹️

I don't know that I've ever heard a better idea than bagels.

Kendrick and Sza went crazy on Luther. Shìt is absolute 🔥

Gonna start a school for politicians to learn how to go on podcasts and I'm going to charge so much money and also the entire thing is going to be rephrasing the sentence, "Now, for this next part, you're going to want to pretend like you're currently a human person."

I clicked “see more like this” on a picture of a random cat and then I refreshed my feed and saw 20 new cats maybe this is better than twitter

I feel like I’m starting at a new school here