the gerbils ftw

Paul Shaeffer: Unprompted?

Dave: Unpromoted.

Paul: No elaboration?

Dave: No elaboration. None. Number two...

hmmmm lol

inshallah

My time at Portia?

nice dude

If someone was opposed to nails being driven into things, a hammer would still be a valid concern even if you wrote a bunch of essays about how the back side could possibly be used to pull a minority of those nails out.

gross dude

it's always jamaican instead for some reason

torch his ass