Little Miss Philosophical Zombie
Little Miss Philosophical Zombie
@littlemisszombie.bsky.social
A Trans Woman Indulging in her Fantasies. 23. She/Her. Treat me like a philosophical zombie.
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Decide what I post game

See the rules below
1. Anyone can send me a message demanding that I post something. Ex. You say: Post “I'm a desperate slut who just wants to be used” And I have to make a text post saying just that. There are no limits on how many text posts someone can have me make

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I’m a girl, a woman, and a female forever and always, permanently.
December 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I wish I was just a normal girl

I wish I was able to just be a girl without monsters beating down my door
December 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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I can’t stop thinking about BAD ENDS

It’s like a little worm wriggling in my brain

What bad end would you give me?
August 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Truly a shame that you can’t just post a dating profile with a bio stating that you need evil older women to take advantage of you

This is what the prudes have taken from us
September 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Need an older yoga mom to turn me into her sweat rag
September 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Need an older woman to come home from her yoga class, make me lick her sweaty pits clean, rub my face on her ass covered by her workout leggings, and then make me hold her stinky socks on my mouth while she takes a shower
September 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Have I ever mentioned that my tits are 36E?

I feel like that’s something everyone should know about me

Or better yet something everyone should categorize me as
September 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Need someone to remove my ability to speak English

Make me speak in simlish for your amusement
May 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I need to get one of those anti-barking collars that zaps you everytime you try and speak

I think it should be uncontroversial that that is what I deserve
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Need to become a fitness girl but specifically a fitness girl who wears 80s style spandex leotards and leg warmers for unknowable reasons
December 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I am a woman and I am free
December 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I stopped reading romance books a few years ago because I started to find them painful to read. The idea that anyone could ever love me or desire me started to feel impossible because of what I was going through at the time.

Do you think I should start reading them again?
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I have two modes :

1. DEHUMANIZE ME DEHUMANIZE ME DEHUMANIZE ME DEHUMANIZE ME

2. I deserve to be courted and treated like I’m the most precious girl on the planet

I do not control when I switch back and forth
December 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I need someone to look at me and see a soft, sweet girl worth protecting.
December 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I need to spend the rest of my life as a good girl for my mean but loving lesbian wife. I need to be her girl forever.
December 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Look--we both know you're going to end up a statue. You might as well enjoy it. Strip to show off your helpless body, then go about your evening. At some point, you'll find yourself frozen, and that will be the end. Until then, just show everyone how happy and welcoming a statue-to-be can be.
December 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
My brain is a predictive model. If we talk long enough, I have to dump my memories from my cache and I'll just be whatever type of girl you think I am.
December 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
You should talk to me like I’m not even a person. Trust me, I don’t deserve politeness! Order me around like a AI!
December 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Everyone knows I don’t deserve human rights <3
December 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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She thanked me for making her "announce it to the world." I'd ask her what's going on in her head, but I know whatever she said would be as empty as anything else you make her say.
December 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The more you tell me to say, the less I am.
December 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
tee hee I'm dumb loss bait~♡
December 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Dumb girls like me need permission to cum
December 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I am a woman and I am free
December 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I need to be wooed and once I’m wooed I need to be courted
December 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM