And who eats whole, uncooked cranberries? I've never seen them served like that.

They also think they created cinnamon sugar on toast, butter on crackers, cheese toast, and wearing slip dresses with Doc Martens.

This explains why my great auntie was giving me a hard time about my tattoos ruining the beautiful skin the Lord gave me. At the time, I was like, WTF?

If you add the cost of parking in, he owes her money.

Look at that smug smile on Serena's face at Fred's funeral. Just like Erika.

That was quite the smackdown, and I'm here for it. "Weak mommy's boy" was the cherry om top.

I'm a legal assistant. My first law firm job was working for an old school Texas attorney, and that's the way they roll. This was the 90s. I got him his first cup of coffee for the day, and when he went for his second cup, he got my second for me. I was okay with that. Plus, I was paid to do it so..

He's talking about how little this job pays him already, so he's going to quit accepting rides from women and make even less money? That makes sense. What a tool.

Along these lines, True Blood insulted Ted Cruz in one of their episodes, and his office had to make a statement condemning as well.

This is one of my favorites yet.

I'm sorry you had to go through that. What you're telling me, what friends and family experienced, and what I experienced lets me know this isn't an anomaly.

It has always worked on me, so I was pretty surprised. Norco helped.

I think this was the night nurse when I was in the ER several months ago. I have never hollered when in pain. This time I was screaming. They kept telling me to be quiet.

How can I make you quiet?
Make me stop hurting.
But we gave you morphine.
Obviously, it's not working!!!
I never saw her again.