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Little Fairchild
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Just a little Vastard making her way through [gestures vaguely] all this…
It’s weird how she keeps talking about herself in the plural
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Willow, threshold, Lazarus project, automan from waaay back
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I can only write dialogue after trying it out aloud at different volumes and with different voices and accents and inflections, for half an hour, so that my neighbours think I am twelve people. 🤷🏻‍♀️
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
“The situation is that poor people aren’t buying as much as rich people. I can’t explain it…”
October 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Rooting for you from Wyoming!
October 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Have you ever seen Roxanne with Steve Martin? He puts money in the newspaper machine, gets the newspaper, reads the headline and starts screaming, fumbles for more coins and reopens the machine so he can throw the paper back in 😄 it’s probably my favourite scene in that movie…
October 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
They’ve been shut down for so long we may forget we need a government …
October 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Was the glitch named “The Current Administration”?
October 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
He’s lowering the value of the country’s “stock”, so that he can purchase it for pennies on the dollar; then he’ll make bank selling it piecemeal to wealthy investors who see the current “staff” (the citizens of the US) as inconvenient and replaceable - like he would any other hostile takeover.
October 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Isn’t that tech idea from the movie Elysium? Is he really referencing a film about how the elite keep all the good stuff for themselves?
October 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I imagine it’s anyone or anything actually existing to his physical left.
September 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It was the noble thing to do
September 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Okay, but now I want fireworks at my funeral. If there aren’t fireworks at my funeral, I will be very disappointed 😄
September 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Warriors against what? Common sense? General health and wellbeing? Basic human decency? Plaid?
September 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It’s turning into f’g Gattica! It’s absolutely banonkers! 😠
September 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
What if people indulge in drugs because they yearn to attain our weirdness? 🤔
August 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
But I truly believe Librarians might be the better choice …
August 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM