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Laura
@littleedie.bsky.social
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When you move back to the big city… 😿
Screen grab of a Ring notification in an Atlanta neighbourhood: Post Details 32 minutes ago ICE at 26th and Peachtree!!!!! A crew was working at the church circled in red when a blacked out Suburban with lights displayed on the front windshield and grill pulled into the parking deck exit circled in blue. The car was entirely blacked out with no markings on either side. No government plates - they were from Maryland. Something felt wrong, so l got out and informed the crew working of my concern. When returning back to my car, I confronted the suburban. They refused to ID
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
littleedie.bsky.social
Congrats to trump on his new Cricut, I guess?
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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"Wheeee!!!!"
Image of the corner of a room with blood all over the walls. In the corner is a blood-soaked chest, on which sits a lamp and a small TV/VCR combo like from the 1990s. The TV screen appears to show the image of a naked caucasian ass. Text superimposed at the bottom of the image reads, "CAPTION THIS WITH THE 2ND TO LAST TEXT YOU SENT."
October 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I know nothing about this Oxford professor except that he looks exactly like who you’d expect to see with that job
Photo of a Very British Looking middle-aged, white man standing very Britishly and very academically in a suit of various unrelated shades of brown and gold and gesturing toward a green chalkboard with a very complicated looking theorem and proof written on it. Caption at the top of the photo says he is Joel David Hamkins, professor of “mathematics and philosophy of the infinite.” He teaches at Oxford University OF COURSE.
October 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Me when I have a work assignment that I absolutely must complete ASAP.
Slightly chonk grey/brown tabby cat half sits, half reclines on an ivory-coloured chair, with her belly up and one back leg suspended in the air. She gazes blankly into the middle distance, consumed with ennui.
October 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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@jshoffstall.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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…hang on
A Little Golden Book about the shark horror flick JAWS. I am not making that up. Friendly cartoon of killer great white shark and the boat carrying its soon to be victims. Text on cover reads, Jaws: Big Shark, Little Boat! a Book of Opposites (Funko Pop!) - (Little Golden Book) by Geof Smith (Hardcover) a Little Golden Book JAWS BOOK OF OPPOSITES Online description below picture of book reads, $5.00 MSRP $5.99 save $0.99 (17% off) When purchased online
October 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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My new earrings arrived.
Close-up of silver hook earring in the shape of a guillotine hanging from mu right ear. My fingers are holding up the earring and are very pink.
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Mike Johnson does the same "trying to approximate human empathy" face as Mike Pence does.
House Speaker, mendacious fuckweasel, and noted Keebler elf Mike Johnson looks with vague panic into the C-SPAN camera and does his best(?) impression of a human being expressing empathy. It's not a good impression.
October 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
littleedie.bsky.social
HOME OF
HAMBURGERS
Shot from the diner scene in THE BIG LEBOWSKI in which Walter Sobchak (played by John Goodman in yellow aviators, a khaki vest & faded grey tee) sits at the lunch counter, angrily enjoying his coffee & contemplating The First Amendment and toes.
October 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Ruby is rewatching the back eps of The Trial of Adnan Syed with me. She, too, is kinda fascinated by Jay’s self-described pothead friend, Jen.
Beautiful grey-brown tabby Ruby lies at the foot of my bed on the flowered off-white quilt, looking up at a 55” TV screen that’s showing a scene from Part 2 of The Case Against Adnan Syed featuring Jennifer [I forget her last name, but she was Jay Wilds’s weed dealing business partner in ‘99], a middle-aged white woman with long, brown hair and & sad eyes in a bright pink plaid shirt talking to camera
October 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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This lard ass will never make it in Hegseth’s buff military smdh
A 7-ish-month old grey kitten with a Godzilla appetite and an Archie Bunker belly stretches out over half of my queen-sized bed. Her name was Lily, but I call her Tummy. Little Shop of Horrors stuff.
October 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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meme of an orange and white kitten appearing between a wall and a bannister, mouth agape, with the phrase, "father, i crave violence" written above her little head
October 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
littleedie.bsky.social
Was thinking of getting this light fixture on Amazon & was looking at photos from the reviews, & this shot of the instructions was 💯:
Interesting(?) ESOL directions for assembling and hanging a satellite chandelier, with steps including “Hangs Taiwan“ and “suck in particular”
September 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Young Princess Diana, icon and heroine to black sheep everywhere, wearing her famous black sheep sweater circa 1981, with her hands in the back pockets of her jeans as she looks over her right shoulder and stands behind a silver compact vehicle. A grey and white mottled horse and two humans stand in the near distance behind her. She’s probably enduring another polo match with Charles. She doesn’t look happy or comfortable. She knows what’s up.
September 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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*Taps sign*
BREAKING NEWS CONSUMER'S HANDBOOK 1. In the immediate aftermath, news outlets will get it wrong. 2. Don't trust anonymous sources. 3. Don't trust stories that cite another news outlet as the source of the information. 4. There's almost never a second shooter. 5. Pay attention to the language the media uses. • "We are getting reports"... could mean anything. • "We are seeking confirmation"... means they don't have it. • "[News outlet] has learned".. means it has a scoop or is going out on limb. 6. Look for news outlets close to the incident. 7. Compare multiple sources. 8. Big news brings out the fakers. And photoshoppers. 9. Beware reflexive retweeting. Some of this is on you. ON THE MEDIA]
September 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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oh my gosh look what just came on XM
Screenshot of SiriusXM radio app showing Missing Persons “Destination Unknown” on the “Now Playing” screen
September 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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🎵 Life is so strange
Destination unknown
When you don't know
Your destination 🎵
September 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Look at this silly bean
August 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Nap blep
Sweet one-eyed grey calico kitten Lily executes a nap blep (with hand poetry)
August 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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My niece Lily is not cute at all. Sorry for the disappointment.
Adorable one-eyed grey and white kitten Lily Bean doing a blep on a patchwork quilt.
August 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Ears like Yoda
Little gold-grey kitten Lily rests on her Aunt Laurie’s lap, exhausted from toting her ears around.
August 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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When your ears are too big for the rest of you but you are unbothered
Precious grey kitten Lily rests on her Aunt Laurie’s lap, only a little weary from carrying around her ears Precious grey kitten Lily rests on her Aunt Laurie’s lap, only a little weary from carrying around her ears
August 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell hole it is
August 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
littleedie.bsky.social
Whoever wrote this movie synopsis, bravo.
On-screen guide synopsis of the 1951 film, THE SCARF, that reads, “An asylum escapee (John Ireland) meets a waitress (Mercedes McCambridge) and hides on a turkey farm; supposedly he killed someone.”
August 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM