JanJan
@littledovah.bsky.social
I am very nerdy for video game production and will talk way too much about it.
I want to pet all the dogs!!!!!
Sr. Technical producer @ Epic Games, previously @ Respawn, EA, Kongregate
I want to pet all the dogs!!!!!
Sr. Technical producer @ Epic Games, previously @ Respawn, EA, Kongregate
To think I used to pray for times like this
Crazy how the list of "software I would fist fight if it were human" is pretty much the entire Atlassian catalogue. Like a corporate Scott Pilgrim situation.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
To think I used to pray for times like this
I love being a producer for many reasons but a big one is fighting with my dev lead because THEY DON'T TAKE LUNCH, TAKE YOUR GD LUNCH AND EAT REAL FOOD OR I WILL FLIP OUT
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I love being a producer for many reasons but a big one is fighting with my dev lead because THEY DON'T TAKE LUNCH, TAKE YOUR GD LUNCH AND EAT REAL FOOD OR I WILL FLIP OUT
Inside me are two gremlins. They're both caffeinated and blasting "Sandstorm" by Darude.
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Inside me are two gremlins. They're both caffeinated and blasting "Sandstorm" by Darude.
What if we kissed at the Costco food court? 👉👈
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What if we kissed at the Costco food court? 👉👈
Me and this owl are the same
an owl with the words look how calm she is on the bottom
ALT: an owl with the words look how calm she is on the bottom
media.tenor.com
August 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Me and this owl are the same
The general vibe the last few weeks. I'd blame Mercury for being in the microwave or something but I think it's more than that, like maybe my brain is also in the microwave with Mercury.
a man singing into a microphone with the words " i am not feeling good " next to him
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " i am not feeling good " next to him
media.tenor.com
August 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The general vibe the last few weeks. I'd blame Mercury for being in the microwave or something but I think it's more than that, like maybe my brain is also in the microwave with Mercury.
Spotify, it's barely 7am. Take it down a notch please.
August 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Spotify, it's barely 7am. Take it down a notch please.
One of my professional goals is to teach production classes (would I not just make the ultimate unhinged professor), so I'm working on a class outline.
August 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
One of my professional goals is to teach production classes (would I not just make the ultimate unhinged professor), so I'm working on a class outline.
The Disco skeleton at Michael's calls to me
August 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The Disco skeleton at Michael's calls to me
If they ever let me time travel, I would give a nerds gummy cluster to a medieval peasant
And then probably be immediately burned at the stake
And then probably be immediately burned at the stake
August 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If they ever let me time travel, I would give a nerds gummy cluster to a medieval peasant
And then probably be immediately burned at the stake
And then probably be immediately burned at the stake
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Krissy explains my book somehow better than I do.
Are you reading SHEAM by @danaenight.bsky.social? You really should!
It's full of gender and queer love and self-actualisation, and found family...
but also living under a crypto-fascist society, rebelling and forging something bright and beautiful!
It's full of gender and queer love and self-actualisation, and found family...
but also living under a crypto-fascist society, rebelling and forging something bright and beautiful!
SHEAM: Parts 1 – 3
Daelus Thresh was a delegate.
To aid in the completion of his delegated duties, he was granted the ability to project an entourage into being. An entourage was a physical manifestation of will, ofte...
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August 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Krissy explains my book somehow better than I do.
I think producers like Jira because it gives them the illusion of having some kind of control in their life (really telling on myself here)
August 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I think producers like Jira because it gives them the illusion of having some kind of control in their life (really telling on myself here)
Landed an arguably insane shot from 48 yards with my Ming Dynasty bow yesterday, longest shot I've done so far
August 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Landed an arguably insane shot from 48 yards with my Ming Dynasty bow yesterday, longest shot I've done so far
Another day of sending QA memes in slack so they know I would die for them
August 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Another day of sending QA memes in slack so they know I would die for them
Whoever designed the INSANE UX behavior logic behind column resizing for Jira Structures: may both sides of your pillow be alarmingly damp
July 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Whoever designed the INSANE UX behavior logic behind column resizing for Jira Structures: may both sides of your pillow be alarmingly damp
"AI will take our jobs" ok well I'd love to see AI do endearingly unhinged standup comedy before a meeting like I can
July 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"AI will take our jobs" ok well I'd love to see AI do endearingly unhinged standup comedy before a meeting like I can
Me, talking about roadmaps: 💖🥰💕🙏🥳😛🤝
Me, actually making roadmaps: 🗡️🥲🫣😮💨🗡️🔥
Me, actually making roadmaps: 🗡️🥲🫣😮💨🗡️🔥
July 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Me, talking about roadmaps: 💖🥰💕🙏🥳😛🤝
Me, actually making roadmaps: 🗡️🥲🫣😮💨🗡️🔥
Me, actually making roadmaps: 🗡️🥲🫣😮💨🗡️🔥
Unfortunately for my teams and coworkers I have started to drink coffee again
July 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Unfortunately for my teams and coworkers I have started to drink coffee again
Today I'm playing a fun game called "am I having a professional existential crisis or am I once again flirting with burnout"
May 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Today I'm playing a fun game called "am I having a professional existential crisis or am I once again flirting with burnout"
Every now and then I remember how when I was 13 I made a fan site for Rinoa from FF8 on *MSN Pages* and my mom found it and thought I was becoming a Satanist, so instead of talking to me about it in a mature way, she SENT ME AN EMAIL (which at the time was an AFI song title). Comedic gold
April 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Every now and then I remember how when I was 13 I made a fan site for Rinoa from FF8 on *MSN Pages* and my mom found it and thought I was becoming a Satanist, so instead of talking to me about it in a mature way, she SENT ME AN EMAIL (which at the time was an AFI song title). Comedic gold
Me on period one month later: haha what the f*ck was I thinking
I, too, like to live dangerously (doing my taxes whilst on my period)
April 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Me on period one month later: haha what the f*ck was I thinking
Obsessed with the reflection on this exit sign
April 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Obsessed with the reflection on this exit sign
Nothing more humbling than the camera in a meeting room with poor fluorescent lighting
April 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Nothing more humbling than the camera in a meeting room with poor fluorescent lighting
I, too, like to live dangerously (doing my taxes whilst on my period)
March 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I, too, like to live dangerously (doing my taxes whilst on my period)