Forgive my silly little female brain for questioning our overlords, but aren’t we ALL female at conception? You think those nips are just for diddy parties?

Whenever I’m about to do something, I think “would an idiot do that?” And if they would, I do not do that thing.

Nothing to see here, business as usual.

In times like these, I think it’s important to remember that Cthulhu will never give you up, let you down, or run around and desert you. And that gives me hope. Stay well friends.

I think people really underestimate how fragile his ego is. Write a bill titled “Trump has the largest peen on the planet” and I promise he would sign it without reading one word of it.

Here’s an idea: write bills in the name of Jesus with his actual teachings. I’d love to see the mental gymnastics the reich, I mean right, would preform.

Oh yeah, where are my manners? Introduction: disenfranchised elder millennial from tiktok, I like long walks on the beach and humans that give a shit about other humans. Spite and blood lust keep me pushing along. I hope to laugh as much as possible and not take the downfall of society too seriously

The regret I feel for serving this country is insurmountable. Sucks to realize we have no freedom, we only have opinions. RIP constitution #RIPtiktok