Who needs some holiday head?

Missing 4

Since the tangerine-in-chief declared everyone a female, I guess we're all lesbians now

Dec 25th, start of Easter season

Merry Christmas, please cum in my mouth

Apparently, if you're asked "what's your biggest weakness?" during a job interview, "uncut latino twinks" is not what they meant.

I got a message on grindr from someone 1.3 million miles away, which is 6 times the distance to the moon... so not to brag but I might be in a long distance relationship with a Martian