Who got to pet the cutest working dog and a personal escort to the Global entry office for interview?

"Sometimes I feel like society has gone on for too long" - @sarahday.org

"Try not to get dust in the salsa"
@sarahday.org

Bringing a knife to a dumb fight
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"Apparently it turns me into a gargoyle" post shot and slightly hissing with loss of hearing
-Jo

I'm sure this is a great book. But let's be real. I have questions about Ricky Bobby's long lost sister writing a Scandinavian baking book...