Little Charlie Mouse
littelcharliemouse.bsky.social
Little Charlie Mouse
@littelcharliemouse.bsky.social
Cute little rodent, now rescued from the clutches of the evil Ratbag
No! You got me pissed and it made me feel terrible so I was sick in Aethelclaw’s hot tub which I then had to clean out. The kindly Banker has said I’m not to associate with your type again.
April 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Thank you Miss Maria. I only used to get a mouldy sunflower seed for breakfast with Ratbag. Here I get yummy porridge with hunny so why would I want to go back to him. The Brendas give me lovely warm baths not cold ones in a muddy puddle.
April 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Just when you think it couldn’t get any worse.
April 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If only that were true!
April 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Jesus wept🙀
April 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
True dat, we’ve all been there. I need to find a suitable mentor to teach him the ways of Wülferhampton but without cute bad stuff!
April 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I most certainly am not! Unless it involves blasting @poisonousratbag.bsky.social into space in which case I’m in! 👍
April 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Oh no we’re fecked then!
April 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
😹😹😹 oh no, what’s happened to him? Who is getting him pissed in the Mead Hall, I left him tucked up in bed at 8.
April 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Oh heavens, don’t put ideas in his little head 🙀
April 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM
There are posts on Twitter saying it was all a con and CGI and they went nowhere 😹
April 19, 2025 at 7:52 AM
That’s why we’re training LCM up in the ways of Wülferhampton.
April 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Is it a naked mole rat?
April 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Says you that fattened him up so much he could barely move! No doubt with the Roman Gliraria in mind you foul fiend!
April 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Is that Little Charlie Mouse on the table?
April 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Yes thank you Miss Maria, I was being coercively controlled by Mr Ratbag for his own wicked reasons, he was feeding me lies about the lovely LadyFluffyOrca who only wanted to help me. We’re having a second picnic now! 😋
April 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Only because he has to do some work himself! He’s a right lazy old sod. If he could get me to make his 11 meals a day he would despite my being so small and weak with hunger most of the time.
April 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
We’re having a lovely time and now I’m having a little nap as I’m very full! I hope Mr Ratbag is having a miserable time on his holiday island.
April 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM